Happy DutchBitchin Birthday To Me!
OK, it’s here… Today is the day I turn 22! OK, ok, 22+16… I am turning fucking THIRTY-EIGHT today! That’s getting waaaaaay to close for comfort to the big 4-0 in my opinion. Waaaaaaaaay too close!
STFU! I know. Life starts at 40 and shit, yadayadayada… OK, I’ll get over myself for now.
Today it is my birthday, so Happy DutchBitchin Birthday to Me!
Actually today will be a slow day. The Kid is on a skiing trip with The Ex until early next week, so postponed celebrating with the family until he’s back, and I am not celebrating with my friends until Saturday. So I’ll just have my B-day freak in the blogosphere today!!!
Pee-eS: contest results in the post below!!!
47 Dutch Treat(s)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DUTCHY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUU!!!
Have a great day sugar—and fret not—I’ve got ten years on you and yessssss LIFE does get even better SMOOOOCH
turnbaby’s last blog post..What Are Words For?
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OMG! I’m 38 too.
We can be 38 together.
I dunno if that’s any source of comfort to you at all, or if it only makes things worse. :)
Have a lovely day, and think young thoughts. That’s what I’ve been trying to do for about 6 weeks now.
Janna’s last blog post..Please move closer to the pit. That’s it… that’s it…
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Happy Birthday Dutchie!!!!!
Hey I was 38 once and guess what, it lasted twelve full months! I enjoyed all of it.
You’re not 40 yet and still, when you hit the great 40 you had better get things organized because all of your bloggers are going to invade Dutchieland to celebrate with you.
Actually it’s great to be 38, some unfortunate people don’t get the chance to reach that age so be happy and have some fun and some bitchiness and everything!!!
Sending you 38 smooches equally applied on both cheeks
FroggyWoogie’s last blog post..Recycling
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I hope that you have a wonderful birthday. Don’t stress the numbers. That’s all they are. Just numbers. Have a great day and enjoy, enjoy, enjoy! I owe you dinner and drinks when I get there since I’ll be missing your party! Muah!
That Bitchy Chick’s last blog post..Go grab Graboid
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Happy Birthday !!! :razz:
JustMeTalking’s last blog post..Moving Out!
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Hey … pick up the phone … I wanna sign you a song …. :!:
JustMeTalking’s last blog post..Moving Out!
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Happy Birthday to one of the finest people I know!
Love ya, hon!
Mr Fabulous’s last blog post..Try to have fun wherever you can…
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Turnbaby: OK Hon, I WILL take UR word for it!
Janna: Of course it is. I am not alone!
Froggy: You think my cheeks will survive?
JustMeTalking: Hey! I was doing shopping! Thanks!
Fab:
Ooh you! Thanks…
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Happy birthday!
I made a mold of my penis to send to you, but it’s so awesome looking I can’t stop playing with it myself. Oh well.
Avitable’s last blog post..A Letter To My Body
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Happy Birthday! Hope you have fun- while you’re still young!
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Happy Birthday! Now go run around naked like you did 38 years ago!
Robin’s last blog post..No More Love
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY my Dutchylove! Now you are as old as ME! :)
*muah*
Lucy’s last blog post..I’m Done Whining
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Avi: Oh GREAT! Just my luck!!! *sob*
Buff: Thanks Hon!
Robin: OK, don’t mind if I do!
Lucy: Does that mean that in a few days I will trip and get The Face From Hell too? Just asking…
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Happy Birthday! Here is another card.
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Sans: That’s Hilarious! And I look so dangerously cewl! Thanks!
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Aww, Happy Birthday hon! I hope it’s an awesome one! :D
B’s last blog post..My Delayed Shopping Post
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B: Thanks Hon!
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Happy birthday darlin’! You don’t get older, you get better. Like good wine.
Mmmm… wine.
Finn’s last blog post..In The Dark And Light
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Woohoo! Happy Birthday to you! Happy birthday to us! Thank you for the well-wishes! Celebrate anyway!
Kyra’s last blog post..On This Day
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WOOT! It’s your birthday! get bus-ayyy
I hope you have a wonderful day and a wonderful celebration with your family ( when they get back!!)
Is there going to be cake?
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Er is er een jarig, hoera, hoera!
Dat kun je wel zien dat is zij
Dat vinden wij allen zo prettig, ja ja
En daarom zingen wij blij:
Zij leve lang, hoera, hoera,
Zij leve lang, hoera, hoera,
Zij leve lang, hoera!
Fijne Verjaardag DUTCHY!!!!
Rob’s last blog post..If I have to make one more Royal Flush…
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, you hot, horny, fucktard magnet. ;-)
Birthday Smooches to you!
Miss Britt’s last blog post..What Would Dorothy Do
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Happy Birthday!!!
Not A Granny’s last blog post..So, it really is all about the money?
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Happy Birthday!
JQ’s last blog post..“Why can’t we be friends?”
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Happy Birthday Dutchy!!!!! *mwah*
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Finn: Oh yeah, mmmmm wine! *pooring self a glass and Finn one too*
Kyra: AND to you!!!!
Blue: What is a birthday without cake, right?
Rob: LOL, you never cease to amaze me! *smooch*
Britt: Awww, thanks Hon, you horny horny umm… guacamole queen!
Not A Granny: Thanks!
JQ: thank you, Hon
Laci: Thanks Babe!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU YOUNG LITTLE BITCH, YOU!
Hilly’s last blog post..Today I Rest On My Laurels While Eating Pink Cupcakes…
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Hilly: Thanks Girlllll!!!
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HAPPY FLIPPIN HOTTIE BIRTHDAY!
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HBD! You just caught up to me. Enjoy your middle late thirties while they last.
Grant’s last blog post..Crazy Eights
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Poppy: Thank you thank you thank you
Grant: Caught up to you? Crap!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
BB’s last blog post..Feck.
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HAPPY HAPPY DUTCHYDAY YOU YOUNG SEXY THANG YOU!
Tug’s last blog post..Question of the Day
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Yeah … right … you were doing ’shopping’ … U-HUUUU … Mom just told me you are plain jaleous of my singing voice … well … I can’t help it I sing FINNNEE ..
So, here it comes :
Heeppiiee Bursdeeyyy TSUUU JUHUUUU
Heeepppiieieieieiei Burssdeeeeyyy THUUUU HU HU HU JUUU
Heppppieieieiei BURSDAYYYY Mr. Presid — eheh sorry DutchhBITCHIIEEEE
Heppie pie pie BURSDAAYYYY TOOO YOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU
( taking bow )
JustMeTalking’s last blog post..Moving Out!
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Happy Birthday You sweet young beautiful DutchBitch .
Mine is in 5 days and I’ll be 47 but it’s all good , yeah it’s all good I tell ya
P.S.
Still waiting for that video…hum de dum
Trukindog’s last blog post..THE LANDFILL vs THE DUMP
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Woo hoo! Happy birthday, chickie! And you are a very hot 38! :)
BlondeBlogger’s last blog post..Where’d Everybody Go?
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Congratulations. You are now two years younger than my daughter and she is still beautiful, too. Of course, I am a little prejudiced.
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Happyyyy biiirrrtthhhdaaaayyy!
shortie’s last blog post..i didn’t know there was such a statue…
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Happy Birthday Babe! I hope you had a fabulous one!
Jen’s last blog post..What I heard today
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Happy birthday, I remember being that young :)
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BB: Thanks Hon!
Tug: LOL thanks
JustMeTalking: Ummm.. yeah… thanks for that… I think…
TrukinDog: What video? *halo*
BlondeBlogger: Thanks Girl!
JustDave: Well, u r allowed to be prejudiced. It’s a dad’s prerogative…
Shortie: Thank you ououououououou
Jen: I did I did :-)
Mel: Not that long ago, right?
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Happy, happy birthday Dutchy!!!!
*pixie*’s last blog post..pull the pickle and it vibrates
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I feel like an asshole. Happy belated birthday! Where are your posts for wed and thurs? I miss you!!!
Absurdist’s last blog post..New Contest: Need Your Ideas
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*pixie*: Thaaaankkss!!!
Absurdist: Umm… THIS was a post, wasn’t it? And there’s one up for today as well… Right?
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Sorry I’m late making it over to wish you a happy birthday. I hope it was great.
Nobody™’s last blog post..Dirty old men
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Nobody: No probl. You made it. Thanks!
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Happy B-lated!
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