Feb 15

No Wiping Policy at DutchBitch Casa

Published by DutchBitch at 7:25 AM under Hurt, The Kid

I am pretty sure that The Kid will grow up to be a very observant, sensitive and considerate man…

Obviously he sensed I was in a huge funk over the past few days, though I tried to keep him out of it and not show it while he was around…

At some point I went to the toilet and found this:

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It says “ik hauw van jou” which means “I love you“. Tho not completely correct Dutch grammar, but who cares? And yes, those are 3 hearts under there. And Hell Yes! Written on the toiletpaper roll in my toilet…

Who would ever even consider wiping their ass with that… Not Me!

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26 Dutch Treats so far

26 Dutch Treats to “No Wiping Policy at DutchBitch Casa”

  1. ImportedBitchon 15 Feb 2008 at 8:06 AM

    Ik hou ook van jou!!!
    But I can not get my hands on your toilet paper to prove it…

    ImportedBitch’s last blog post..OPEN YOUR FUCKING EARS!!!

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  2. DaDuckon 15 Feb 2008 at 10:04 AM

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawe!!!! That is awesome!!!

    DaDuck’s last blog post..Lookie whats I gots

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  3. Racheon 15 Feb 2008 at 12:23 PM

    Awww, The Kid is so sweet :smile:
    Rache’s last blog post..Update on Stuff

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  4. Robinon 15 Feb 2008 at 2:02 PM

    Maybe wiping your ass with it is a compliment :?:

    Robin’s last blog post..It’s Called A Cunt Dear

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  5. Jenon 15 Feb 2008 at 2:10 PM

    That is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen!

    Jen’s last blog post..The World’s Greatest Mysteries, answered!

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  6. metalmomon 15 Feb 2008 at 2:22 PM

    How cute! How sensitive! How wonderful!

    How thoughtless! Now whatcha gonna do when you gotta go????

    You’re raising the BEST kid!!

    metalmom’s last blog post..Freewrite #4

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  7. RWon 15 Feb 2008 at 2:25 PM

    Decisions decisions…

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  8. JustMeTalkingon 15 Feb 2008 at 2:35 PM

    eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :lol: :cry: I love him MY NEPHEW MY NEPHEW PEOPLE !!! MINE !!! YAY

    JustMeTalking’s last blog post..Moving Out!

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  9. bluepaintredon 15 Feb 2008 at 2:43 PM

    thats awesome! Did you take it off the roll and save it?

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  10. Melissa Don 15 Feb 2008 at 2:52 PM

    That is so sweet. See you are raising a caring a sensitive guy there, going to make someone very happy one day. :)

    Melissa D’s last blog post..Well my prayers were not answered.

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  11. That Bitchy Chickon 15 Feb 2008 at 3:37 PM

    I can honestly say I’ve never had “Ik hou van jou” written on my toilet paper, but I think if I ever found it, it just might make me get a little misty eyed! You’ve got one terrific kid there!! But then you already knew that! :mrgreen:
    That Bitchy Chick’s last blog post..Choices and chance

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  12. Lisaon 15 Feb 2008 at 3:43 PM

    Awwwww that is so sweet!

    See, when they are young guys DO know how to act, they are being corrupted by the whole process of growing up haha :razz:

    Anyway, hope you’re feeling a bit better!

    Lisa’s last blog post..alleen even de beloofde fotos, verder niks te melden haha

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  13. Finnon 15 Feb 2008 at 3:56 PM

    It’s moments like this that make you remember why you had a kid in the first place.

    What a sweetie!

    Finn’s last blog post..Friday Freewrite Four

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  14. Jenon 15 Feb 2008 at 4:01 PM

    How cute is that!? That kid rocks!

    Jen’s last blog post..A charmed day

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  15. DutchBitchon 15 Feb 2008 at 4:10 PM

    Imported Bitch: I PPH you too!

    DaDuck: It is, isn’t it?

    Rache: He is… most of the time

    Robin: Well, maybe… I am guessing not..

    Jen: Yeah, I was amazed at it too

    Metalmom: There’s no wiping until the message on the paper fades

    RW: Yeah, but at some point you gotta make one… No matter what… At sóme point things can’t wait any longer :???:

    JustMeTalking: Just put a pen in your toilet and who knows… you might get a message too…

    Bluepaintred: Umm… no.. cuz The Kid wiped his ass with it…

    MelissaD: I sure hope so!

    ThatBitchyChick: Well, get used to it from June on. I am sure “he” does stuff like that too

    Lisa: Noooo, it’s the teachers corrupting them :mrgreen:

    Finn: Yeah, and then the next time you walk into an unflushed toilet and you don’t remember anymore… heh

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  16. Lyndaon 15 Feb 2008 at 4:28 PM

    AWWWWWW! That is so sweet. I laughed when I read your reply to Blue though. I was wondering the same thing!

    Lynda’s last blog post..Happy S.A.D.

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  17. martyon 15 Feb 2008 at 4:31 PM

    Toilet paper rules! What a great kid!

    marty’s last blog post..Postage Stamps Will Be 42 cents

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  18. Tugon 15 Feb 2008 at 6:29 PM

    That’s awesome! Your son totally rocks.

    Now tell him since he USED it, he has to make another – I’d totally mat & frame it! :grin:
    Tug’s last blog post..I’m FABULOUS Dahling!

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  19. DutchBitchon 15 Feb 2008 at 6:57 PM

    Lynda: Yeah, he didn’t have any problem using it :shock:

    Marty: I knew if anyone could appreciate this “gesture” it would be you!

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  20. DutchBitchon 15 Feb 2008 at 6:58 PM

    Tug: LOL, I might… actually.. :mrgreen:

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  21. FroggyWoogieon 15 Feb 2008 at 8:14 PM

    That’s the most wonderful love letter cuz he wrote it where he knew you couldn’t miss it :)

    FroggyWoogie’s last blog post..Not there yet but it shouldn’t be long

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  22. Robon 15 Feb 2008 at 8:59 PM

    Now you just need it in other languages!!
    Russian: ? ???? ????? (Ya tyebya lyublyu)
    Czech: Miluju te!!
    Spanish: Te amo!

    :)

    Rob’s last blog post..Answering emails…

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  23. DutchBitchon 15 Feb 2008 at 10:37 PM

    FroggyWoogie: LOL, so right!

    Rob: Wow… a man of the world… wonder what the Russian sounds like whispered in my ear? *flashbacks to A Fish Called Wanda*

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  24. BlondeBloggeron 15 Feb 2008 at 10:45 PM

    Awww!!!! There’s is nothing like the love a boy has for his mamma, huh? What a sweet little man!

    BlondeBlogger’s last blog post..My Sophie Pup

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  25. DutchBitchon 16 Feb 2008 at 8:01 AM

    BlondeBlogger: I know, he’s the cutest! :grin:

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  26. Absurdiston 16 Feb 2008 at 1:49 PM

    That is really, really cute. And very creative.

    Absurdist’s last blog post..I am in internet hell and my mother has gone too far this time

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