Feb 15
No Wiping Policy at DutchBitch Casa
I am pretty sure that The Kid will grow up to be a very observant, sensitive and considerate man…
Obviously he sensed I was in a huge funk over the past few days, though I tried to keep him out of it and not show it while he was around…
At some point I went to the toilet and found this:
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It says “ik hauw van jou” which means “I love you“. Tho not completely correct Dutch grammar, but who cares? And yes, those are 3 hearts under there. And Hell Yes! Written on the toiletpaper roll in my toilet…
Who would ever even consider wiping their ass with that… Not Me!





































Ik hou ook van jou!!!
But I can not get my hands on your toilet paper to prove it…
ImportedBitch’s last blog post..OPEN YOUR FUCKING EARS!!!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawe!!!! That is awesome!!!
DaDuck’s last blog post..Lookie whats I gots
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Awww, The Kid is so sweet
Rache’s last blog post..Update on Stuff
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Maybe wiping your ass with it is a compliment :?:
Robin’s last blog post..It’s Called A Cunt Dear
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That is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen!
Jen’s last blog post..The World’s Greatest Mysteries, answered!
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How cute! How sensitive! How wonderful!
How thoughtless! Now whatcha gonna do when you gotta go????
You’re raising the BEST kid!!
metalmom’s last blog post..Freewrite #4
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Decisions decisions…
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eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I love him MY NEPHEW MY NEPHEW PEOPLE !!! MINE !!! YAY
JustMeTalking’s last blog post..Moving Out!
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thats awesome! Did you take it off the roll and save it?
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That is so sweet. See you are raising a caring a sensitive guy there, going to make someone very happy one day. :)
Melissa D’s last blog post..Well my prayers were not answered.
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I can honestly say I’ve never had “Ik hou van jou” written on my toilet paper, but I think if I ever found it, it just might make me get a little misty eyed! You’ve got one terrific kid there!! But then you already knew that!
That Bitchy Chick’s last blog post..Choices and chance
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Awwwww that is so sweet!
See, when they are young guys DO know how to act, they are being corrupted by the whole process of growing up haha :razz:
Anyway, hope you’re feeling a bit better!
Lisa’s last blog post..alleen even de beloofde fotos, verder niks te melden haha
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It’s moments like this that make you remember why you had a kid in the first place.
What a sweetie!
Finn’s last blog post..Friday Freewrite Four
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How cute is that!? That kid rocks!
Jen’s last blog post..A charmed day
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Imported Bitch: I PPH you too!
DaDuck: It is, isn’t it?
Rache: He is… most of the time
Robin: Well, maybe… I am guessing not..
Jen: Yeah, I was amazed at it too
Metalmom: There’s no wiping until the message on the paper fades
RW: Yeah, but at some point you gotta make one… No matter what… At sóme point things can’t wait any longer
JustMeTalking: Just put a pen in your toilet and who knows… you might get a message too…
Bluepaintred: Umm… no.. cuz The Kid wiped his ass with it…
MelissaD: I sure hope so!
ThatBitchyChick: Well, get used to it from June on. I am sure “he” does stuff like that too
Lisa: Noooo, it’s the teachers corrupting them
Finn: Yeah, and then the next time you walk into an unflushed toilet and you don’t remember anymore… heh
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AWWWWWW! That is so sweet. I laughed when I read your reply to Blue though. I was wondering the same thing!
Lynda’s last blog post..Happy S.A.D.
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Toilet paper rules! What a great kid!
marty’s last blog post..Postage Stamps Will Be 42 cents
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That’s awesome! Your son totally rocks.
Now tell him since he USED it, he has to make another – I’d totally mat & frame it!
Tug’s last blog post..I’m FABULOUS Dahling!
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Lynda: Yeah, he didn’t have any problem using it
Marty: I knew if anyone could appreciate this “gesture” it would be you!
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Tug: LOL, I might… actually..
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That’s the most wonderful love letter cuz he wrote it where he knew you couldn’t miss it :)
FroggyWoogie’s last blog post..Not there yet but it shouldn’t be long
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Now you just need it in other languages!!
Russian: ? ???? ????? (Ya tyebya lyublyu)
Czech: Miluju te!!
Spanish: Te amo!
:)
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FroggyWoogie: LOL, so right!
Rob: Wow… a man of the world… wonder what the Russian sounds like whispered in my ear? *flashbacks to A Fish Called Wanda*
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Awww!!!! There’s is nothing like the love a boy has for his mamma, huh? What a sweet little man!
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BlondeBlogger: I know, he’s the cutest!
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That is really, really cute. And very creative.
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