Feb 16

Saturday Stubbles

Published by DutchBitch at 7:38 AM under Contest, Yep Bullets. Deal with it!

  • tooofunny9590.jpgI am good again. The “DutchBitch In A Funk” Is Over. Many thanks to all your übersweet comments, emails, ecards, chats, and whatever else. Bloggers rock! I love you all!
  • Another 5 days for the DutchBitch Worship-A-Looza Contest to run! Still just ONE entry. WTF?!?!?!
  • For anyone who missed it in the comments… I wanted to save the toiletpaper luvin’ from The Kid but I was too late getting to it. Right after I took the picture, he wiped HIS butt with it… Gah!
  • So ehm… did I tell you about the deadline of the DutchBitch Worship-A-Looza Contest drawing near? It is… another 5 days to go!
  • Everyone always wonders about whether the chicken or the egg came first… I am wondering why? Does it matter?
  • Three words: DutchBitch Worship-A-Looza Contest… well maybe that’s four words or five… never mind…
  • My girl Jill from That Bitchy Chick is planning to come and live in Dutchyland from June onwards, but plane tickets prizes have gone up and she’s having trouble there. If you can, lend her a hand and click the “Save That Bitchy Chick’s Love Life” button in her sidebar. Cuz I want her here! Stat!
  • Yeah , yeah, I won’t keep you much longer. I know you need to get back to finishing your entry for the DutchBitch Worship-A-Looza Contest. Deadline is February 20 afterall
  • There’s many more contests to enter: Dee is still hosting the OhMiBod contest at Sexy Whispers… and Robin is hosting the Birthday Contest at The Road Less Unraveled!
  • Of course you’ll go there áfter handing in your entry for the DutchBitch Worship-A-Looza Contest, right?
  • Wanna smell my breath… It stinks… I am sure you can smell it thruout the blogosphere… I had garlic sauce last night… It was The Kid’s turn to choose dinner…
  • There was something about February 20 I was gonna tell you… Umm… Something about a dead line or summin’
  • The place over here looks like a bomb exploded in here. That’s what happens when I am in a Funk… I can’t really be bothered to do anything today, but I have to, there is a HUGE pile of laundry staring me in the face somewhere in the apartment…
  • I guess I’ll just sit at the laptop and wait for the DutchBitch Worship-A-Looza Contest entries to come flooding in … *checks mailbox*
  • That was all for today… I think… Now all go shave, brush your teeth, and get busy. It’s Saturday!!! Happy Weekend!!!

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Umm… Hey guys… you still there? Just um… one more thing… I just checked my mailbox… and umm… there’s still just ONE entry for the DutchBitch Worship-A-Looza Contest… You can’t be serious! You do realize that I had to fork out with the whole repertoire of sexual favors to pay off the judges for judging the contest right? And I am pretty sure the fine print of the contract doesn’t mention a way out in case of someone winning by default… Crap! … Help? help? Save Me?

UPDATE 03.20 p.m.: 5 entries (Jill, DaDuck, JustDave, BlondeBlogger, Buffalodickdy)

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19 Dutch Treats so far

19 Dutch Treats to “Saturday Stubbles”

  1. BlondeBloggeron 16 Feb 2008 at 9:57 AM

    Wait….I entered! Remember all that very, very hard work I did on the DutchySmurfette? :) Am I the one entry you’re referring to?

    BlondeBlogger’s last blog post..My Sophie Pup

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  2. DutchBitchon 16 Feb 2008 at 10:59 AM

    BlondeBlogger: Ehm.. nope… Send it to me by email, please?

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  3. DaDuckon 16 Feb 2008 at 11:17 AM

    I entered too. It was my post a while back…..I don’t remember when but I gave you the link in the last entry where you said there was only one entry.

    DaDuck’s last blog post..Lookie whats I gots

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  4. DutchBitchon 16 Feb 2008 at 11:25 AM

    DaDuck: OK, send it to me by email too?

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  5. AndiMACon 16 Feb 2008 at 1:23 PM

    BitchyChick has the right idea, I need to do that too when I come to Dutchyland. Flight prices are CrAzY right now. Sigh……what we’ll do in the name of love. I need to set up a special donation jar at work hehehehe

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  6. buffalodickdyon 16 Feb 2008 at 1:42 PM

    I will E-mail you, probably today! I finally decided what to do…

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  7. That Bitchy Chickon 16 Feb 2008 at 2:27 PM

    Hey, you know what you should do? You should have a contest here on your blog and call it the DutchBitch Worship-A-Looza Contest. I kill me with my great ideas! Oh, and thanks for the plug in your post! We’ll be having martinis in June if it kills me (and it just might)!

    That Bitchy Chick’s last blog post..Choices and chance

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  8. ANOon 16 Feb 2008 at 3:09 PM

    Is someone having a contest? I can’t remember who it!?

    ANO’s last blog post..Halloween 2008

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  9. Just Daveon 16 Feb 2008 at 4:33 PM

    I sent my entry to thedutchfiles@gmail.com. Do I do it wrong?

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  10. DutchBitchon 16 Feb 2008 at 4:41 PM

    AndiMac: You’ll get here tooo!!!

    Buff: got it!

    ANO: Yeah, I heard about that…

    JustDave: Nope, you are on the list (see bottom of postP

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  11. Kentucky Girlon 16 Feb 2008 at 7:19 PM

    WTH? You didn’t receive something from me in teh mail? I’m sending again then. hehe!

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  12. Karlon 16 Feb 2008 at 7:23 PM

    Hmmm, you’re very subtle but I almost detect a theme here.

    Karl’s last blog post..Ode to a Slug

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  13. martyon 16 Feb 2008 at 8:17 PM

    Can I enter the contest telepathically? If not, I’ll use conventional means.

    marty’s last blog post..Postage Stamps Will Be 42 cents

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  14. DutchBitchon 16 Feb 2008 at 8:37 PM

    Kentucky Girl: Ehm… no…

    Karl: Yeah, subtlety is my middle name…

    Marty: Is telepathy blogable? I don’t think soooooo

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  15. buffalodickdyon 16 Feb 2008 at 8:58 PM

    I wanted to send you the prototype of the “Vaginator” But on the first test, the power source was too strong, and the test gal is now in a low orbit around Earth, having orgasims about every 46,000 km! Working on that…..

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  16. Robinon 16 Feb 2008 at 10:20 PM

    Yeah I only got a couple entries for mine, pfft.

    Robin’s last blog post..Keep Fudge Away From Me

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  17. Jannaon 17 Feb 2008 at 3:52 AM

    Ok… I just e-mailed my entry to you.
    Let me know if it arrived. :)

    Janna’s last blog post..Janna’s exciting weekend plans

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  18. DaDuckon 17 Feb 2008 at 11:14 AM

    suuuuuuuuuuuuuure make me go look for it…*sigh* :roll: :wink:
    DaDuck’s last blog post..Sticky:Earth Hour

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  19. DutchBitchon 17 Feb 2008 at 5:10 PM

    Buff: Noooooooooooo I desperately need it!!! :shock:

    Janna: Got it! Thanks!

    DaDuck: Heh :twisted:

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