If you have any urges to bitch, nag or moan at me? Or ask useless shitty questions? Or tell me a boring story about the pits that is your life? Right now… Don’t even THINK of going there…
Don’t say I didn’t warn you… Cuz I did..
It’s MONDAY for Fuck’s sake…

More importantly its the first 2008 [...]

I would advise you not to fuck with me today and e.s.p.e.c.i.a.l.l.y not tomorrow morning when my alarm clock does it’s thing…
Last night Dutchyland finally went into European Summertime again, which means that at 2 a.m. the clock was set forward 1 hour. I fucking hate that, robbing me from an hour of sleep! [...]

Saw this pass by on several blogs in the past days. And you know that I just hád to give it a try at some point, right?
I didn’t see anyones meter register a result as “badass” as mine…
I don’t know whether to feel proud or ashamed…
I’ll go for proud right now. Fuck Ashamed!

This upcoming week’s DutchBitch’s Bitch is Clearcut. To be exact, cut and clear: Tall Man Molly from the blog Clearcut. Tall Man Molly is a newbie in my blogging world. I had not actually read him before he asked me to pimp him, but now that I have I can clearly and cutting-edgely say that [...]

OK… so I would luv to meet allaya…
Y’all are also very welcome to come over to see the bulbfields…
And the Keukenhof…
And enjoy the other perks of the bulbfield area…
Hell! You are all welcome to visit…
Just DO NOT put your fucking mobile home in front of my appartmentbuilding and stay over there for days…

First of all… [...]