Mar 13
Schiervalry
Last night I was baffled… In one single night I had my chair pulled out and then put back for me while getting seated at the dinner table… I had wine and water poored for me… I had my laptop and folders carried… the door held open for me several times… coffee poored… And all by 20-something male participants of the course…
Could it be that chivalry is not dead? That there are still actually (young) men who still do know how to be chivalrous? Is there hope for the future? Without actually giving you the feeling that they want to get into your pants at the same time? Or are they just very smart in disguising the latter?
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OMG! It must be because they think I am one of those women that need help just cuz they’re pityful, wrinkling up and olllllddddd!!! The kind of guys that soon will be asking me whether I need help crossing the street… Although I didn’t hear them call me Ma’am… yet…
But that might also be because my ears are completely plugged solid due to my still worsening cold…
Yup! It’s still there. The cold… I am sneezing, coughing, and wading thru incredible amounts of snot all day. Holy Fuck! Where does it all come from? That can’t all have been inside my head all that time? Bucketloads! I never had the impression that I had an exceptionally large full heavy head, really… But I just can’t believe all the crap that is coming out of there!
OK, I am done for now on the snot thing…
I am packing up and departing today. A full 1.5 day earlier than the rest of them, like I had planned. If the storm and traffic aren’t too bad, I expect to be home in time to pick up The Kid from school. I’ll be on the ferry departing at 10.30 a.m. and should be home at about 2.00 p.m. I think…
Don’t forget to check out Mah Bitch up there in the right hand sidebar, in the Pimpin’ Quarters! Laci will be with me for another few days, so go over there and give her some luvin’.
Chivalry isn’t dead, but it is foreplay.
Whit’s last blog post..The Boots are Back in Town
Twenty Something old guys helping out a hot “older woman”. That ain’t chivalry, it’s aspirations and hope. Cheers!!
Matt-Man’s last blog post..Half Nekkid Thursday: The Matt-Ass Is A Matter Of National Security
I have a sore throat. Think a cold is approaching. Think you infected me.
I second that! Erik is very chivalrous but he thinks groping me on the sofa is foreplay.
Robin’s last blog post..Come Closer
Nothing is more attractive than a snot-filled woman. Add a bathrobe and some slippers, a box of Kleenex and man, look out!
JQ’s last blog post..“Ch Ch Ch Ch Changes….”
Don’t overthink it, just enjoy it. And if one of those cute boys happens to fall into your bed, enjoy that too.
Finn’s last blog post..In Which I Give You The Answers
Yuo want chivalry? I’ll give you chivalry. I am willing to hose you off after you let me pee on you.
Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Easy Peasy Post
I know there are chivalrous men out there, I’ve just yet to ever discover one myself. *sigh* maybe some day. And when I find him, I hope he’s bearing a cream-filled gift like what Fab got.
That Bitchy Chick’s last blog post..It Must Be Said…
Whit: Oh please, I am at LEAST 10 yrs their senior. Pretty sure this didn’t constitute foreplay.
Matt-Man: See above…
D-man: Well, that’s the blogosphere for ya, infested with bacteria and shit
Robin: So how would groping be classified as chivalrous? I would classify that as JUST foreplay…
JQ: Um…. err… ok… if you say so…
Finn: Fat chance, especially as I just left the island, LOL
Fab: Umm… that doesn’t strike me as particularly chivalrous… and I thought I was gonna pee on YOU?
ThatBitchyChick: LOL, keep hoping for that cream filled gift!
Can’t we switch off?
Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Easy Peasy Post
Fab: This question is posed by the man who just ticketed his fiancee in Parking Wars? :evil:
ASW is cleavage. That could be the answer to this right there. Were you showing cleavage?
Nobody™’s last blog post..Stupid Vertigo
Well excuse me for knowing how to keep business and pleasure separate!
Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Easy Peasy Post
No I was saying that he considers groping foreplay but he opens doors and all of that stuff. He needs to learn the difference between male and female foreplay.
Robin’s last blog post..Overhead in the Bathroom Stall
We are practice
Turnbaby’s last blog post..You Know You Want It
I went straight to the sources for you.
Son1-27- said “Mom you taught us to treat every woman the way you want your Mom or sis to be treated” (Awww)
Son2-22- said (after seeing your picture) ” I’d hold her chair…and her boobs if she’d let me.”
*sigh* I don’t know where he gets that!
metalmom’s last blog post..It’s Not Black and White
Chivalry’s totally not dead.
Avitable’s last blog post..Faticide
Nobody: Office function showing cleavage? Hell Yeah!
Fab: Business? Bwahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Robin: Ahhhh… Maybe grope back? Ah no, that’s probably what he’s after anyway…
Turnbaby: Ah, yeah… the old bike, lol
Metalmom: Did you tell him in that case pass the boobs on to you when he’s done? That might’ve been it…
Avi: Whew!
Now how would you feel if they helped you cross the street with the secret hope of getting into your pants? Wouldn’t that be flattering? lol
FroggyWoogie’s last blog post..Do you speak Whale?
You mean opening a door for a lady doesn’t mean the pants come off?
Well…. Damn…
Rob’s last blog post..If I have to make one more Royal Flush…
I sure would like to open a door for you :)
you got my bob vote.
wally’s last blog post..Song for you Gov Spitzer :)
Nah, I was just trying to make you feel better.
JQ’s last blog post..“Ch Ch Ch Ch Changes….”
FroggyWoogie: Umm… maybe not, lol
Rob: Umm… well, maybe if it’s a lot of doors? Or to particular rooms? heh
Wally: Thanks!
JQ: Whaaaat? And I went down to the bar like that. No wonder I got the raised eyebrows…