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03/26 2008

Penile fact #2381

As you all know (or maybe not, but take my word for it) I don’t have a penis, nor have I ever had one…

So in this matter I am going completely by the voluntary statement of The Kid during breakfast hear-say…

Apparently when you come from under a hot steamy shower, and you are thirsthy and you put your hands under the cold running water from the bathroom sink tap, drink the water and then right after it you touch your willy (WTF? What point would touching your willy after drinking cold water have, anyway, must be a guy thing) your face looks like this

DB: “Like what, sweetie?

The Kid: “Mmmumm-like-mmblmbll-this… hurry.. mmbb.llll… take a picture… for your mbllbmmm blog!

So there you go…

Like THIS:
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  2. 03/26 2008

    Look, the hands are always on the penis. It’s just the way it is. It’s amazing he was able to stop for long enough to get a drink of water.

    Karl’s last blog post..I’m Excellent. I Have a Button to Prove It.

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  3. 03/26 2008

    Karl: He drank very swiftly probably…

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  4. 03/26 2008

    hahahahahaha! I didn’t have a clue, now I understand why Hoofy Poofy makes that face when he exits the bathroom.

    DaDuck’s last blog post..I’m fucking….

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  5. 03/26 2008

    Yeah, that must be it! LOL

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  6. AndiMAC
    03/26 2008

    Ummmmmmmmmm….and I thought boys were supposed to be easier.

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  7. 03/26 2008

    AndiMAC: Yeah “supposed to” :???:

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  8. 03/26 2008

    Boys are weird and have cooties.

    Robin’s last blog post..Questionable

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  9. 03/26 2008

    I look like that when I orgasm.

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Interview with an Idiot

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  10. 03/26 2008

    HA! Too cute. Giving you blog fodder….

    Coal Miner’s Granddaughter’s last blog post..Blitzkrieg Spock

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  11. 03/26 2008

    Damn, my ex husband used to make that face too. Glad to know the reason now!

    Lady Jaye’s last blog post..I Still Believe in Love

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  12. 03/26 2008

    It looks like he just ate something tart.

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  13. 03/26 2008

    The sad part is, he’ll do it again.

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  14. 03/26 2008

    Robin: No “throw rocks at them”? Shit…

    Fab: Umm…. err…. ok… :shock:

    Coal Miners Granddaughter: Yeah, he’s all about “did you blog about this and this already, Mom?”

    Lady Jaye: Are you sure? It wasn’t the ratpoison you put in his food? LOL

    Poppy: Yeah, that too, heh

    Finn: I am sure he will, he’s a guy…

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  15. 03/26 2008

    That’s fantastic!

    I don’t know how guys walk around with those things.

    They just seem so…burdensome .

    Kristen’s last blog post..Storytime Smackdown

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  16. 03/26 2008

    Kirsten: I know… in the way… burdensome… uncontrollable at times… mind of they’re own… ugh…

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  17. 03/26 2008

    Had a nice smart arse comment ready, but thenI saw that the Anti-spam word was ‘stfu’, so well… I guess I will just be quiet and get something to drink myself then :roll:

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  18. JQ
    03/26 2008

    I just tried that….and it is true! I wonder what kind of face I would make if I stuck my penis to a frozen flag pole?

    JQ’s last blog post..“NA na na na na na, you say it’s your birthday.”

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  19. 03/26 2008

    I thought he didn’t like having his picture on your blog. hahahaha! Look at all the things you learn by having a boy around.

    Lynda’s last blog post..Conversation with my Mom

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  20. 03/26 2008

    WaG!: Yeah, special people get that spam word :lol:

    JQ: The Kid is glad to hear you tried. He would not recommend the frozen flag pole experiment…

    Lynda: Only pics he approves off… yeah, I know… Don’t ask… I don’t get it either… :???:

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  21. Tug
    03/26 2008

    OMG, he cracks me UP! Too funny.

    Tug’s last blog post..A good time was had by all…

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  22. 03/26 2008

    Tug: Good! LOL I am pretty sure that is the effect he was hoping to achieve, :mrgreen:

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  23. 03/26 2008

    Imagine what my house looks like! I have THREE men walking around here making that face! :shock:
    metalmom’s last blog post..Monday Moaning-Overkill

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  24. 03/26 2008

    metalmom: OMG :shock: I feel for ya!

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  25. 03/26 2008

    You know…this now explains quite a bit about my twin 8 year old nephews! No wonder they spend so much time in the bathroom at the sink/mirror :shock:
    That Bitchy Chick’s last blog post..Total Bliss

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  26. 03/26 2008

    That looks also happens when lube is applied without first warming it in your hands. What a face.

    Ginormous Boobs’s last blog post..Boots and Boobs

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  27. 03/26 2008

    ThatBitchyChick: I didn’t realize this was gonna be such a educational post to so many, lol

    Ginormous Boobs: Ah, yes… the power of the unwarmed lube… :mrgreen:

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  28. buffalodickdy
    03/26 2008

    Never had a penis… I bet you’ve had a few…

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  29. 03/26 2008

    Buff: Ummm… err… me? *halo*

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  30. Bra-Dutch
    03/27 2008

    I’m… well… kind of happy that I don’t have a penis… :shock:

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  31. 03/27 2008

    Bra-Dutch: Kind of? LOL

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  32. Jen
    03/27 2008

    Priceless!

    Jen’s last blog post..Semana Santa in Venezuela

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  33. 03/27 2008

    ROFL!
    Surely this will occupy a “special” place in your family photo album.

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  34. 03/27 2008

    Jen: Isn’t it, LOL

    Janna: Oh yeah, be sure it will!!!

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  35. 03/27 2008

    Kinda makes you glad you don’t have one, doesn’t it…

    Anndi’s last blog post..Homeward bound – sticky post

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  36. 03/27 2008

    Anndi: Yeah, it does, doesn’t it? LOL

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  37. 03/30 2008

    Hehehe. Oh, that is classic. :lol:

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  38. 03/30 2008

    The IT Girl: Yeah, that one will surely go in the books!

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