Penile fact #2381
As you all know (or maybe not, but take my word for it) I don’t have a penis, nor have I ever had one…
So in this matter I am going completely by the voluntary statement of The Kid during breakfast hear-say…
Apparently when you come from under a hot steamy shower, and you are thirsthy and you put your hands under the cold running water from the bathroom sink tap, drink the water and then right after it you touch your willy (WTF? What point would touching your willy after drinking cold water have, anyway, must be a guy thing) your face looks like this
DB: “Like what, sweetie?”
The Kid: “Mmmumm-like-mmblmbll-this… hurry.. mmbb.llll… take a picture… for your mbllbmmm blog!”
So there you go…
Like THIS:
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Look, the hands are always on the penis. It’s just the way it is. It’s amazing he was able to stop for long enough to get a drink of water.
Karl’s last blog post..I’m Excellent. I Have a Button to Prove It.
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Karl: He drank very swiftly probably…
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hahahahahaha! I didn’t have a clue, now I understand why Hoofy Poofy makes that face when he exits the bathroom.
DaDuck’s last blog post..I’m fucking….
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Yeah, that must be it! LOL
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Ummmmmmmmmm….and I thought boys were supposed to be easier.
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AndiMAC: Yeah “supposed to”
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Boys are weird and have cooties.
Robin’s last blog post..Questionable
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I look like that when I orgasm.
Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Interview with an Idiot
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HA! Too cute. Giving you blog fodder….
Coal Miner’s Granddaughter’s last blog post..Blitzkrieg Spock
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Damn, my ex husband used to make that face too. Glad to know the reason now!
Lady Jaye’s last blog post..I Still Believe in Love
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It looks like he just ate something tart.
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The sad part is, he’ll do it again.
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Robin: No “throw rocks at them”? Shit…
Fab: Umm…. err…. ok…
Coal Miners Granddaughter: Yeah, he’s all about “did you blog about this and this already, Mom?”
Lady Jaye: Are you sure? It wasn’t the ratpoison you put in his food? LOL
Poppy: Yeah, that too, heh
Finn: I am sure he will, he’s a guy…
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That’s fantastic!
I don’t know how guys walk around with those things.
They just seem so…burdensome .
Kristen’s last blog post..Storytime Smackdown
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Kirsten: I know… in the way… burdensome… uncontrollable at times… mind of they’re own… ugh…
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Had a nice smart arse comment ready, but thenI saw that the Anti-spam word was ’stfu’, so well… I guess I will just be quiet and get something to drink myself then
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I just tried that….and it is true! I wonder what kind of face I would make if I stuck my penis to a frozen flag pole?
JQ’s last blog post..“NA na na na na na, you say it’s your birthday.”
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I thought he didn’t like having his picture on your blog. hahahaha! Look at all the things you learn by having a boy around.
Lynda’s last blog post..Conversation with my Mom
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WaG!: Yeah, special people get that spam word
JQ: The Kid is glad to hear you tried. He would not recommend the frozen flag pole experiment…
Lynda: Only pics he approves off… yeah, I know… Don’t ask… I don’t get it either…
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OMG, he cracks me UP! Too funny.
Tug’s last blog post..A good time was had by all…
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Tug: Good! LOL I am pretty sure that is the effect he was hoping to achieve,
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Imagine what my house looks like! I have THREE men walking around here making that face!
metalmom’s last blog post..Monday Moaning-Overkill
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metalmom: OMG
I feel for ya!
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You know…this now explains quite a bit about my twin 8 year old nephews! No wonder they spend so much time in the bathroom at the sink/mirror
That Bitchy Chick’s last blog post..Total Bliss
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That looks also happens when lube is applied without first warming it in your hands. What a face.
Ginormous Boobs’s last blog post..Boots and Boobs
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ThatBitchyChick: I didn’t realize this was gonna be such a educational post to so many, lol
Ginormous Boobs: Ah, yes… the power of the unwarmed lube…
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Never had a penis… I bet you’ve had a few…
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Buff: Ummm… err… me? *halo*
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I’m… well… kind of happy that I don’t have a penis…
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Bra-Dutch: Kind of? LOL
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Priceless!
Jen’s last blog post..Semana Santa in Venezuela
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ROFL!
Surely this will occupy a “special” place in your family photo album.
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Jen: Isn’t it, LOL
Janna: Oh yeah, be sure it will!!!
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Kinda makes you glad you don’t have one, doesn’t it…
Anndi’s last blog post..Homeward bound – sticky post
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Anndi: Yeah, it does, doesn’t it? LOL
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Hehehe. Oh, that is classic.
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The IT Girl: Yeah, that one will surely go in the books!
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