This upcoming week’s DutchBitch’s Bitch is Clearcut. To be exact, cut and clear: Tall Man Molly from the blog Clearcut. Tall Man Molly is a newbie in my blogging world. I had not actually read him before he asked me to pimp him, but now that I have I can clearly and cutting-edgely say that he’s worth going over there in the righthand sidebar and clicking his thumbnail to go see his blog Clearcut!

He actually úsed to write Tall Timberz, but apparently he lost his password to that particular blog -WTF?- and decided to cut the trees his losses and continue on a new blog, the current one. He’s in his mid 30′s (sheesh! a younger man! ugh…), married with 5 kids (wow!) and he’s got a thing about logging, judging from the references in his blog(s).

And right now… he’s kinda feeling like a truck ran over him, cuz apparently flu is raging thru the Tall Man Molly household! Pffttt, what’s new? Flu has been taking the blogosphere by storm, so it was only a matter of time for even the Tall Man to go down! Ha! Ok, I’ll be kind: you can go over to bring him a bowl of chicken soup… if you like…

Oh, and the cut tree mess over there? Well, ya know… I hád to do some “research” for the pimping post right? Well, that and umm… I happened to have accidentally brought my DutchBitch machete on my trip to Clearcut… Hey! It’s called Clearcut! I didn’t know what to expect arriving out there. And ok… um… err… I kinda went crazy over there, waving that machete ’round… So take one achorn or two and plant ‘m over there… I guess in some 20 years from now the forest over there will be fine again, right?

And in the event that you might run into one of my thigh high stiletto heeled boots in there, drop it off on your way back here, thanks!… I lost one… ya know… going wild in the forest… nothing like the great outdoors, hey? Heh…

Tall Man Molly was the last one on my list begging for it requesting to be pimped out. So here’s your chance to get your foot in the Pimpin’ quarters door! If you feel like being pimped out, being DutchBitch’s bitch for the week, check THIS out and email me! Old, young, known or unknown to me, experienced blogger or newbie. Don’t matter to me! I’m the whory kinda pimp!

Have a great Saturday and: Timberrrr!!!