Hallelujah! Tourist Season Lift Off…

OK… so I would luv to meet allaya…

Y’all are also very welcome to come over to see the bulbfields

And the Keukenhof

And enjoy the other perks of the bulbfield area…

Hell! You are all welcome to visit…

Just DO NOT put your fucking mobile home in front of my appartmentbuilding and stay over there for days…

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First of all… It’s i.l.l.e.g.a.l. in Dutchyland… U can’t park your shit just on any parking spot, especially not in suburbian area like this, and set up camp out there. Sheesh!

Taking up parking space, emptying your chemical toilet in our sewer…

Having your cooking fumes work their way up to my window…

And ESPECIALLY do NOT tell me to park my car a few meters from the back of your fucking vehicle, cuz otherwise you will not be able to get your stuff out of the back of it…

Doing that is nothing less then playing with your front teeth…

Just sayin’

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»Ginormous Boobs said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 08:03:20 }

Have you thrown rocks t them yet?

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»Tracey said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 08:03:53 }

Oh I hate that! When you look our my window there is a field and then the forest, and what happens every year? Queens day the Kermis (what is that in English? The Fair?) Comes to down and they all park across the road and bring all their kids that have snotty noses and lice and their infected dogs with foaming mouths, but worst is I can not walk naked in my house because now I have neighbours for the week!!! Throw something heavier then rocks!

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»DutchBitch said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 09:03:51 }

Ginormous Boobs: Nope… I didn’t have any rocks in the house… I threw down my left over goulash soup though…

Tracey: Well, that’s nothing. I get that for months. People parking and walking thru the street and oogling thru the window when the Keukenhof is open. Months and months and months! It’s like living next to De Efteling!

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»JustMeTalking said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 11:03:45 }

HAHAHHAHAHAHA Didn’t they invite you in for coffee ?? HAHAHHAHA

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»turnbaby said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 11:03:04 }

Good god–that’s obnoxious as hell!

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»DutchBitch said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 11:03:05 }

JustMeTalking: I think the look I gave them was too nasty…

turnbaby: Isn’t it? I had them “removed” by the police!

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»metalmom said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 12:03:01 }

Why don’t you give out tickets left and right like you do on facebook? :mrgreen:
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»buffalodickdy said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 01:03:52 }

Sounds like beachfront in USA!

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»AndiMAC said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 01:03:48 }

Well I guess those asshats didn’y get the no parking memo. I agree, You should throw something bigger than rocks. Ormaybe crash the window with a stink bomb.

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»Lynda said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 02:03:56 }

Sounds like your neighborhood is going the way of my neighborhood. :grin:

Also, I’ve been to Holland. The streets aren’t that wide. They couldn’t find a camping spot?

Lynda’s last blog post..They Paved Paradise, and Put In A Parking Lot….

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»Finn said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 03:03:17 }

When I come to visit, I\’m staying IN your apartment. :twisted:

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»DutchBitch said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 03:03:55 }

metalmom: Well, in a way I did. Called the cops on them, heh

Buff: It is… sorta… kinda…

AndiMAC: to have the stench then work its way up to my window again.. nah thanks..

Lynda: Well, they did, in front of my appt building…

Finn: You’re very welcome!!!

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»Poppy said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 04:03:06 }

If it’s illegal can you not just call the Dutchyland authorities to handle it?

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»DutchBitch said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 04:03:39 }

Poppy: Yup, which is ex.act.ly what I did :twisted:

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»Poppy said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 04:03:51 }

AWESOME.

I’ve called the cops many times in my life. :mrgreen:

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»Rache said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 08:03:52 }

One word: wankers.

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»DutchBitch said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 09:03:24 }

Poppy: Crank-called I am sure? Those hunky cops… :twisted:

Rache: Ah yes! THAT was the word I was looking for!

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»FroggyWoogie said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 09:03:15 }

Of course it’s illegal, they are called MOBILE homes.They have to be in motion forever. And don’t they dare stopping for refueling, they can use mobile tankers. That’s the price to pay for freedom, especially when WE can’t afford purchasing those LOL

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»DutchBitch said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 09:03:10 }

FroggyWoogie: I bet it is FREEZING cold in those mobile homes too… As cold as in a typical French farmhouse… serves them right :mrgreen:

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»FroggyWoogie said: { Mar 28, 2008 - 09:03:50 }

Farm house? How could I know? Hehe

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»Misstressm said: { Mar 29, 2008 - 12:03:38 }

I am on the next flight over.

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»Tug said: { Mar 29, 2008 - 12:03:50 }

Are they still there? When they asked you to back up some…did you?
:?: :?: :?:

Tug’s last blog post..What I want…

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»DutchBitch said: { Mar 29, 2008 - 02:03:40 }

MIsstressM: Nah, there’s nothing worth coming over for in that mobile home, Hon. However, there’s drinks in my fridge, hehe…

Tug: Can I say “HEEEELLL TO THE NOOOOO” on both questions? Cuz that’s your answer…

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»Tug said: { Mar 29, 2008 - 02:03:47 }

I would expect no less from you! :lol:
Tug’s last blog post..What I want…

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»marty said: { Mar 29, 2008 - 06:03:22 }

Here in new yawk, slashing tires usually solves that problem.

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»jane said: { Mar 29, 2008 - 07:03:19 }

Inconsiderate people never cease to amaze me.

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»DutchBitch said: { Mar 29, 2008 - 10:03:16 }

Tug: LOL

Marty: Are you INSANE? Slashing their tires would only keep them there longer! :roll:

Jane: Me neither..

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»Bobbie said: { Mar 30, 2008 - 04:03:08 }

Hey there sorry about the campers parked in front of your house. We don’t have that problem here cause well….. there isn’t anything to see from our house. But, on the other hand I did follow your link to the pictures and I saved a bunch of spring flower pictures to my computer. Cause we don’t get them here in Florida cause we don’t get spring here in Florida. So thanks for the spring pick me up. I even saved a daffodill for my wallpaper to make me think of spring time.

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