Tha Man Karl awarded me the Excellent Blog Award. He got his awarded to him yesterday and forwarded the award to 10 other people amongst whom lill’ ol’ me! Isn’t he a doll!?!?!? So he’s suh-weet ánd looks great in his funky ass Superman suit. The rules of the award say I have to list [...]

As you all know (or maybe not, but take my word for it) I don’t have a penis, nor have I ever had one… So in this matter I am going completely by the voluntary statement of The Kid during breakfast hear-say… Apparently when you come from under a hot steamy shower, and you are [...]

Of COURSE I am joining in the effort to send Mah Girl Hilly to Philly. I’m just gonna be “different” than most, hell this bitch needs to stand out, and use the pink graphic instead of the most used blue one… Yeah, STFU! Deal with it! I am feeling pink… and there’s nothing any of [...]

OK… so to go short… I guess it’s fairly obvious to anyone that Rob and I, we umm… er… well… hit it off VERY well… We had an amazing weekend, extreeeemeley relaxing, something we both needed very much… * BLISS * I just took him back to the airport and his plane back to the [...]

I mean: “Happy Easter”… or umm… is it indeed Christmas? It’s fucking snowing out here!!! Great day to stay inside and relax! Especially after we froze our asses off in Amsterdam yesterday… (We were NOT walking ’round nekkid in Amsterdam! Get your dirty minds outta tha guttah!) Happy Easter to allaya!