Rinse Rinse Rinse!

I was IM-ing with Jill the other day and we had one of those conversations that ultimately lands into a certain subject thru all kinds of weird “links” in stories… I am not sure how this one came about. I think it sorta went from bad blind date I once had, to adult guys worshipping Fitty Sent (yah, I knów that’s not how you spell it, but that’s how I say it), to posters in living rooms, to the movie 9 1/2 weeks…

So we ended up at “9 1/2 weeks”, the movie. I remember seeing that movie the first time ’round vividly. I was 16 years old and júst old enough to get into the cinema to see it. I think I went to see it with a few g/f’s. And seriously… for the 80′s… WOW! Blushes on cheeks… What am I saying? I think my head turned like a tomato and I wanted to look away but then really I didn’t… Hell Naw!

There is one scene though that looked totally particularly hot in 9 1/2 weeks that stuck into my mind. The Fridge Scene. And specifically the part where he lathers her all up in honey… And starts stroking her inner thighs

*THUMP*

Sorry, I fainted from the graphic memory there for a second… Anyway, it looks totally totally hot…

In real life though… Nah! Yuck! Blegh!!!

Believe me I’ve tried but its just not for me to be lathered up in honey, chocolate sauce, whipped cream and all that shit… Ugh… It’s sticky, it gets in everywhere, and have you ever experienced the stench of whipped cream after its been sprayed over a steaming body and heats up? It smells like warm over the due date milk!

Yeah, you can call me a spoil sport. STFU! Don’t think I am not adventurous in that area. This food and sex thing just has never done it for me really.

Then again… maybe I’ve not tried that with the right guy (heh), in the right way… who knows… Or maybe I have not tried the right substance yet?

Oh well, maybe it’s just me…

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»Penelope said: { May 30, 2008 - 02:05:54 }

Oh God, been there, tried that. Chocolate body paint, mangos, whipped cream, you name it! Bloody ewwwwwwwww!
I consider myself to be pretty adventurous but I draw the line at food on bodies now – I like my men au natural :wink:
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»marty said: { May 30, 2008 - 03:05:10 }

Do you find prune juice romantic? :smile:
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»Lady Jaye said: { May 30, 2008 - 03:05:21 }

you are completely right about the whip cream thing. there really isn’t much nastier than the smell of hot, melting whip cream.

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»DutchBitch said: { May 30, 2008 - 03:05:49 }

Penelope: LOL me too!!!

Marty: errr… no…

LadyJaye: Isn’t it… :pinch:

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»Robin said: { May 30, 2008 - 03:05:11 }

It’s all in how much whip cream you use, just a little here and there…

Oh and I’ve always enjoyed ice cubes and altoids :twisted:
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»Finn said: { May 30, 2008 - 03:05:01 }

I feel the same way. It’s much nicer in theory then in practice!

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»DutchBitch said: { May 30, 2008 - 04:05:28 }

Robin: Ahhh… so that is the secret… Me likey icecubes too and not only in my mojito or dirty martini… heh

Finn: Yah, good to watch in a movie, though… :glasses:

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»geek said: { May 30, 2008 - 04:05:09 }

Gees my Anti-spam word is tulips…

Anyway, Tried the food thing once, yea that just killed the mood. :rage:
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»metalmom said: { May 30, 2008 - 06:05:54 }

Eww.Food. I obsess over “Is it getting into my hair? OMG! My sheets!! Hurry up! It’s melting into my pits!!”

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»Nee said: { May 30, 2008 - 06:05:40 }

BWHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAH… I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had that very coversation with people, when they’re attempting to describe an ideal or romantic sexual tryst, and the whole whipped cream thing comes up. I always tell them ‘I have this thing about sex and dairy prouducts….’ which always gets a response of ‘Oh? And what’s that?’ ‘They just don’t mix!!’ (and for the exact reasons you listed!!!!)

Sometimes I have to go on to explain ‘Have you ever smelled your own breath half an hour after drinking a glass of milk? Nuff said.’

Nees last blog post..Friday Fun

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»FroggyWoogie said: { May 30, 2008 - 07:05:21 }

I started reading with a dirty mind :twisted: now I feel like puking :sick: LOL

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»Lynda said: { May 30, 2008 - 07:05:16 }

I never tried sex and whipped cream and now I don’t wanna.

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»whall said: { May 30, 2008 - 08:05:58 }

Seems to me the addition of food is counter-productive to endurance goals.

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»DutchBitch said: { May 30, 2008 - 10:05:28 }

geek: LOL

metalmom: Exactly! The sheets, the carpet, the couch!!!

Nee: OMG Milk Breath!!! eeewwww

FroggyWoogie: Yeah, I’ve been meaning to ask. Is there such a thing as French Cheese sex?

Lynda: Good girl, LOL

whall: Oh yeah!!!

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»blondefabulous said: { May 31, 2008 - 04:05:47 }

I only go as far as making my own homemade chocolate ganache and ptting it in one of my piping bags to draw on HHH and lick him off. :sex:
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»Just Dave said: { May 31, 2008 - 05:05:46 }

I’m with you on this one. However, a slight dip of certain body parts into some good champagne does make things interesting.

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»DutchBitch said: { Jun 1, 2008 - 12:06:15 }

Blondefabulous: well, much fun to ya!!!

JustDave: Oh yeah! But OBVIOUSLY champagne is not in that category. Champagne is a category by itself. I can do champagne… :mrgreen:

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