Can you say “3 day weekend”?
Can you? Cuz I can… I CAN!!!
And holy shit am I read for it! The Backstabbing Bitch has me going in-sane at the office over the past weeks and yesterday it reached its ultimate high… I will spare you the details, but I was ready to implode… or explode!!! These are the times that I hate hate hate hate hate working for a government institute, which has strict rules about firing people and at which it is so fucking hard to fire someone even if she’s clearly majorly dysfunctional, even when making 6,000 euros disappear into thin air (read: the financial Bermuda triangle of the medical center) cuz she ágain had to stick her nose in and occupy herself with work she is not qualified to do… Today, at her last day before a week’s holiday she had the nerve to ask me to let her go home 2 hours early cuz she was out of things to do (read; things she likes doing). I declined her request -which I guess was a kind of verbal bitchslap to her- and ended up with a nasty furious twat at the desk next to me for 2 hours… I couldn’t have cared less. If someone does not have any clue of how to handle themselves in the workplace, I don’t give a shit that that person is angry for not getting her way… By the sounds of her phoneconversation with her husband 10 min later I gathered that she had not expected me to say “No” and by doing so I had apparently fucked up family plans… Well, I am working my fucking ass off, so read my lips, bitch: “BITE ME!”…
There… whew…
So that 3 day weekend that The Kid’s school decided on… (well, actually 4 day weekend but I have to work on Monday and The Kid will be at his dad’s) for some hazy reason couldn’t have come at a better time. I still have to do some work cuz damage controlling the afore mentioned bitch’s ass has cost me so much time over the past week that I had to take work home for the weekend, but at least I am out of that place for a few days… I need air… and space… for now…
It’s now Thursdayevening as I write this. I’ve been taking care of myself and The Kid… We’ve gotten ourselves some yummy take-out. Then we walked over to the town center and bought The Kid an orange lioncap -a Welpie Pet- that he can wear when Dutchyland plays the quarterfinals in the European Soccer Championship on Saturday. I bought 4 brandnew martiniglasses that were on sale at the local liquor store (Hooonnnnnn!!! I need me a barman to mix me Dirty Martini’s soon!). We got ourselves a dvd and then walked home again in the breezy summer evening. I have lathered my ass up in Delicious Self Tanning Cream for the first time (Thanks for the tip, Pen! and Hon? No worries, even with this creme I couldn’t touch your tan… evah… *pout*). Both The Kid and I have dipped our feet in our home-bubblebath-footbath, and then we got our asses on the couch in our PJ’s to watch the latest Garfield flick… Ahhhhhhhhhhh…
Friday (well, by the time you read this it’s “today”) is not for working, we’ve decided. If the weather is not too bad I am taking The Kid to a themeparc near here and we’ll be riding the rollercoaster, the waterspin, the “splash” (though jury’s still out on that one, I don’t like rides that will get me wet… well, not themeparc rides anyway… you know… err… well, umm… you get my drift…). If the weather is a bummer I will be heading over to The Hague to one of my best g/f’s -SLASH- colleagues, who has a 2.5 year old son, and the 4 of us will venture out together for the day. In any case, we’ll be out and about and relaxing, that’s for sure!
Hmmm… let me finish that coffee… and then pop open a bottle of wine… The 3 day weekend has commenced!!! Yay us!!! There is only one thing that could make this weekend better (yeah, go ahead, barf)… Just one person… heh…
I am leaving you with a Maxine cartoon cuz it’s got the right idea! See y’all tomororw!!! When Dutch-A-Pimpin is starting up again after a week’s hiatus!
— UPDATE —
Yah, DutchBitch here… Though we spent a good 3 hrs in the themeparc anyway… I had to cut the trip short cuz some fucking ass kid barfed all over my bag… And when I say all over… I mean ALL OVER… And lemmetellya… Cleaning up your own kid’s puke is bad… but picking and washing off someone else’s kids puke from your belongings… is just… VILE!!!
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Enjoy your weekend Dutchie and treat yourself good
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Do the schools over there in Dutchy Land run year-round? When I was in Florida there were SOME schools trying that system out. It never seemed like the kids were in school though….a lot of breaks.
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I actually take my flex day off on Wednesdays. I could go for a three-day weekend, but I like breaking it all up right in the middle. Quite nice!
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Awwww man that totally sux about your bag. I totally would have wigged out. Hope you have a great weekend that makes up for that. The hat is so totally cute. Go Oranje!
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I hope you have an awesome 3 day weekend! Besides the puke anyway!
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I totally love that you worked sex acts into your post. It was beautiful! And I’m so sorry some nasty kid puked on your bag. That’s just beyond vile. In a related experience, my dog puked in mine last week as we were driving to my parent’s house.
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3 DAY WEEKEND!
But not for me.
Enjoy! Hope there’s no more barf!
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Did you at least get an apology from the puking kids parents??
Mine are great at riding rides. We can tear up the twin Universal Studios parks here in Florida! No barfy kids here!
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Wow. I’m glad no one’s ever puked on me besides my own boys. Ew. Poor Dutchy. Hope you can enjoy the rest of your weekend.
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Ew on the puke. But try to have a good rest of your weekend. Here:
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Hehe, you think that’s bad? Try dealing with other people’s kids POOP, every DAY! :) Welcome to my world :P
Raches last blog post..Hmm, I wonder…
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I can hardly stand to smell or see my own puke…I can’t imagine dealing with someone else’s (besides my kids).
I would have just handed him the bag and said, “Congratulations kid, it’s now yours.”
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Have a wonderful weekend Dutchie (the puke story SUCKS)…I’m taking Monday off, too!
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Ewwwwwww… that just sounds gross. Sorry you were barfed on.
And congrats on having that awesome 3-day weekend! I guess our next 3-day weekend over here will be July 4th. Woo hoo! Can’t wait!
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Oh god I’m sorry that you got puked on. That’s my idea of HELL! I can do blood, severed limbs, anything but puke!
At least you have your fab tan and smell declicious, despite the puke, and that’s the best I can do ’til TheGuy get’s there
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FroggyWoogie: Thanks Hon!
TallManMolly: They have a 6 week summer break and a fall-, christmas-, spring-, and Easter break throughout the year.
Kapgar: Well unfortunately I had no choice in the weekday. They just closed the school today…
AndiMAC: Yeah, the soccer team is playing quarter finals tomorrow!
B: Well, it got a tad worse, but I’ll spare you the details… Just that there was a moped involved…
LadyJaye: LOL, thanks… Yeah, I like doing that
Poppy: I hope so too!!!
Blondefabulous: not a parent in sight… and us DutchBitch’s family don’t barf either.. except TheEx but I don’t tend to bring him these days
gingermagnolia: Well, I hope so too though the smell kinda sticks.. doesn’t it
Finn: I will do my utmost! Thanks!
Rache: Been there, done that and I will take poop over puke ANY day…
Bucky: But I like my Diesel backpack!!! *pout*
Tug: Good for you!
CMGD: Oh that is right! Woohoo!
Pen: I do I do I do! Now I “just” need TheGuy’s ass over here and life is per-fect!
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Puke is KRYPTONITE to me
I love it that you are having fun with your young un
Hoping you see your Guy soon sugar
It’ a good thing
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Turnbaby: Ugh, to me too! I’ve been feeling nauseated all day yesterday because of it, lol. Having a good weekend with TheKid. You have a good weekend too, Hon.
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Oh yuck! Just reading about cleaning up somebody else’s puke makes me want to heave! Arrgghhh!
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