It’s Dutch-A-Pimpin time again and this week mah bitch is British! Yah… A stiff upper lip Bitch-O-Dah-Week. Can you see her there? At the far right sidebar? That’s her! Penelope was one of the judges of the *Lather*Rinse*Repeat* photo contest. As a thank you to all 3 judges I’ve decided to pimp out all of their blogs and Penelope is first in line.
OK, so she’s not really a stiff upper lip. If anyone British I know doesn’t have that, it’s Penelope from It’s Me… Penelope. I’ve been reading her for a few months now and just by sheer chance we hooked up on chat someday. I just asked her whether she felt like chatting every now and then, cuz I figured we’d hit it off, and boy did we!. I think we can safely say that we talk e.v.e.r.y. s.i.n.g.l.e day… Multiple times… And we crack each other up… And we have TSBC (Top Secret Bitch Chat) together too… About stuff that will never be disclosed on either of our blogs… evah…
Oh, and we’re pretty sure we were separated at birth… What do you mean “that’s impossible?”… Yeah, I know we are 1 year apart… but you know… Something must’ve been fucked up there cuz I am telling ya, Ethel and I, we are twins! I am not shitting you. Who is Ethel? Oh, that’s just Penelope’s real name… (and she will try to convince you “Gertrude” is mine but don’t believe a word of that)…
Ethel is a kick-ass woman, that is funny, smart, compassionate and totally hot (come one! you knów you have all been drooling over her cleavage shots in the past week!). And I know that we are gonna meet up before the year is over. We are currently looking into flying my ass over to the UK after the summer and that promises to be a total crack-me-up weekend!
What more to tell you… well, I figured a story in pictures would be best to show you what else our dearest Ethel is all about…
Even though it is quite self explanatory once you get your asses over there and read her, but ok… There is NO Penelope without a glass of white wine in the one hand, a ciggy in the other, and her loins swaying to some Neil Diamond… Guys, I am telling ya… Once ND’s in the picture you can all pretty much fuck off, cuz she won’t have eyes for you at all… The red shoes are a new love in her life… and well the car… That’s what I imagine the car, that she almost runs over her cat with every day, to look like… I mean: she IS called Penelope (well, Ethel, really but we’ll overlook that for now)!
So go see her, just click the thumbnail in the far right sidebar and it will lead you to her… Make it quick cuz tonight she’ll be off drooling over that Diamond guy… I don’t think she could bring enuff panties to keep her dry tonight… Heh… Then obviously come back here… I promise the puke stench from yesterday will be gone by then… Promise!
There is still vacancies in the pimpin’ quarters for the upcoming weeks. Wanna be pimped? Don’t be shy… It won’t hurt… much… I promise!!! Go HERE for information!
I agree with you, Penelope is frickin’ awesome!
She rocks!
gingermagnolias last blog post..HELP ME!!!
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gingermagnolia: Well, she is now… drooling all over Neil Diamond, lol
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Thank you sweets!!!
Penelopes last blog post..Pimped!
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Penelope: You are very welcome! :kiss:
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