Guestpost by Ms Kitty that got lost in the Big Blog Bust of 22.08.2008. Restored by DutchBitch on 23.08.2008. Unfortunately comments were non-restorable :(

Hello everyone,

Your guest poster today was supposed to be the lovely, the smart, the entertaining and amazing Cinnkitty of “Pitter Patter of Pink Piddy Paws”.

However, I’m a military minded man and using my extensive recon skills, I’ve taken this opportunity to blogjack this blogjack. I’ve taken over the blog, locked little Ms. Kitty out and am here to plead my case to you — John Q. Public.

Who am I? In the blog world, I am known as Ranger, of the infamous “Ranger Chronicles” in Ms. Kitty’s life.

I’m here to tell the world 10 reasons why Ms. Kitty should take me back:

#1 — My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in postcards.
#2 — My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It’s now known as the Democratic Republic of my dick.
#3. — My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
#4 — My dick is so big, that is has it’s own dick. And even my dick’s dick is bigger than your dick.
#5 — My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me in High School.
#6 — My dick is so big, King Kong is going to scale it in the next remake.
#7 — My dick is the walrus, koo koo ga joob.
#8 — My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.
and in all seriousness, because Ms. Kitty keeps telling me “Ranger, a big dick does not solve everything” (it may not, but it certainly should be worth bonus points!) I bring you my last two points:
#9. — Ms. Kitty loves me
#10. — I love Ms. Kitty

So, what do you say folks — help me get Ms. Kitty back!!

This is Ranger, signing off — but not signing out!

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…sigh…..

Okay, okay… I admit it — this really *IS* Cinnkitty and the above post wasn’t written by Ranger.
But gosh darn it, if he knew how to blogjack a blogjack — I think he WOULD have written something like that!

Besides…Dutchie gave me guest post rights for Friday. I mean really.. a Friday Dutchie? That’s like — the WORST day to post blogs. Friday is the Sahara of blogging, don’t you know???

So I had to come up with something fun and funny.

And I really *DO* think Ranger would have written something like this.
After all, he really *did* tell me most of those “My dick is so big” jokes.
This is Ms. Kitty — meowing out!