DutchBitch Boob Flash
Yeah, made you look, huh?
Well, seriously… you missed a chance to see the Royal DutchBitch Boobs in real life though… in public… Granted, they were still packed in a bra, but it’s the closest anyone, well except for The Guy, is gonna get…
On Saturdaymorning, when I went over to the city center of Leiden to pick up my resized ring, I was kinda all over the place. I had hardly slept that night cuz of fucking up my blog server and spending hours to get The Dutch Files up and running again (STFU! I am nót one of those people that can tell herself “oh well”, go to sleep and decide to take a look at it the next day) and some other stuff going on.
Needless to say that my head was not screwed on the right way… Or rather, my sweater was on the wrong way… Yah… running some errands, I looked in a store window and I noticed a little white thingy sitting on the side of my sweater… I reached down to brush it off and to my demise it turned out to be the label! I was walking outside in public with my sweater inside out!!! Sheesh!
We got back to the car and I decided that I didn’t give a fuck who was out on the street, so I pulled off my sweater, turned it back the way it’s supposed to be and put it back on… Well, ok… so I cared a little bit, cuz I did it as fast as I could… I still think, judging from the smirks on their face, a few young students (how the hell, working at a university medical center, could I have forgotten it was Student Introduction Week!) may have witnessed the process… Oh well, my good deed of the day, I guess.
Knowing my luck one of them will surely be in the group of students starting training at the department on September 1…
We drove off, to park the car at the other end of the city for a last errand. I left The Kid in the car, while paying my parking, only to find… while standing at the machine… staring down at my boobs (what woman doesn’t at times stare down her own boobs, right? right?), that I was actually staring at the báck of my sweater… Sigh… I had now put it on the wrong way around!!!
Seriously! This shit does not happen to me… It just doesn’t…
So this time I did the switcharoo at the paid parking machine. No, I didn’t take it off this time. I just flipped my arms out of the sleeves, turned it and put it back on…There was a whole friggin herd of first year students right behind me! Give me a break! I might be crazy, but I am not stoopid!
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Hahahaha! You’re way braver than I am. I did this in NYC in a parking lot, ducked down as low as I could in my van. And I still freaked out about it.
I bet you made those students’ whole year!
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I hate days like that. But at least you know you made the days of a few gawky young men!
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ha..ha.ha.. BOOBIES!!!!! I have NO problem whipping my shirt off and doing stuff like that. I figure, if folks haven’t seen boobies by now, then I’m doing them a favor! :)
Cinnkittys last blog post..I know this tune. Let’s change the tempo.
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i do that all the time. well, not put my shirt on inside out or backwards, but change shirts in my car. as i am driving. hell, i change pants while driving. (i am a good driver, shut up!)
having an open sunroof helps with the shirt change, although once my shirt almost went flying when it sorta slipped outta my hand while i was doing 65 mph.
love that you flashed the students. but you were wearing a bra, right? it’s all good!
hello haha narfs last blog post..Encouraging
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Things could have been worse: imagine you had forgotten to put your bra on without noticing hehe
FroggyWoogies last blog post..Dark journey
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BlondeBlogger: LOL My car is just to tiny to duck down in
Finn: Yeah, there is of course that
CinnKitty: Well true true!
Hello HaHa Narf: *shutting up*
FroggyWoogie: Funnily enough I never do that, LOL
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Blondefabulouss last blog post..Bowling Green House- A Photo Journey.
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Blondefabulous: Yeah, either that or the toilet paper hanging out of the back of your pants… that’s a classic, too…
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And I missed it… like always…
kapgars last blog post..Welcome to the new dark ages…
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Dude, I always miss the flashers. I missed full-frontal nudity of an Egyptian man while at an Aswan, Egypt hotel swimming pool. Because I was sleeping. (My friend saw him – poor woman). Dang it.
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CMG: Errrr. I think you dozing off saved you from it!!! seriously!! LOL
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Oh DB, awesome story! I’d have totally done the same thing.
Poppys last blog post..Space-y morning vlog
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Poppy: You should totally come over here so we can do it together, LOL
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Where’s that pesky passport…
hehehehe!!
Poppys last blog post..An AHA moment
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