Aug 15
I BIGJUICYPUMPINGREDHEART Dutchie! But I also think she’s nuts for entrusting me with this post, and soon, you will feel the same.
Ummm. I’m not veddy good with WordPress. This is the first time I’ve evar used it.
OH. BTW: HELLO! I am Morgetron, a friend of DutchBitch’s.
I am here to tell you my story since she is gone and can’t control what I say or do here, I am taking advantage of it. Hee-hee. This will be a story of lunacy and a story of hope, which is pretty much how all of my stories roll out
This is the perfect time to jack Dutchie’s blog because I am just about to take a break from my own blog. Why? Is the natural question to follow such a public revelation and in my case the answer is simple: Mannequins and Dolls.
They are all in cahoots to bring me down.
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Hunteria Mel Ringo The Third Marquis of the Castle of Hoobastinky
Hubbetron and HER
Don’t ask me why they are singling me out but it all started with this one (see above) who is trying to draw Hubbetron into her wicked web of seduction AND I’m afraid she’s succeeding. She sits on this couch that Hubbo and I like (it’s in an abandoned warehouse) and … and … and … the temptation is constant for him because we live there some times.
As you can see he likes to stick his big balding face next to her creamily complexioned fartface and I do not like that one little bit. I mean … ewwww! Mannequin germs. Her name, is … you probably already guessed this because IT’S SO FITTING (and because it’s in the caption) … Hunteria Mel Ringo The Third Marquis of the Castle of Hoobastinky. If you see her ladies, go the other way. She’s a man eater.
Anastasia
Then on shelves, in windows, under beds, are all of her flunkys. There’s Anastasia with her stupid green Southern Bell get-up. She’s not fooling anyone. Everyone know’s she’s from Chicago. Oh and Susie-Anna. That little floozie looks pretty hot, all tarted up in her two-bit boobie-dress, but I have her number. She doesn’t even have the sense to remove that price tag from her ankle. I mean, if you’re going to sell yourself, that’s your own business, but you don’t have to make it so obvious. KnowwhatImeanjellybean?
Susie-Anna
This is Chaz Brown and he’s perhaps one of the most frightening of all dolls. I find him everywhere. Sometimes he likes to just sit on the floor innocently, but most of the time I find him perching atop tall furniture, hiding under my pillow, and once, I even caught him peering at me in the shower!
Oh, and one other thing that you should know about Chaz is this: he has fangs. Big ones.
Chaz Brown
Margdalenia
Oops! How'd this one get in here?
My Worst Nightmare
Hope McIntyre
Chaz really kind of gives me the heebie jeebies and well honestly…so does the rest of the gang!
DutchieStyles last blog post..Pssst…
That Chaz thing is truly terrifying.
I don’t think I last five minutes without getting paranoid. I don’t like the way they were looking at me!
metalmoms last blog post..It Sucks
Uh…….. ok then. Dolls. Manaquinnes. yeah…….
blondefabulouss last blog post..I Need To Sleep, But….
Ha..ha.ha.. hey.. if you’ve ever seen “Puppet Master” you’ll learn to RESPECT the dolls! You never know when they will come to life and kill you in your sleep.
Or how about Chucky? That is one BAD ASS dollie!
Cinnkittys last blog post..Missing — one dirty book
Well allrighty then..
Hear that knock at the door? It’s the flowers I had sent to you. No, really. Open the door. What do you mean ‘why are they wearing white coats and have no flowers’? It’s not like they’re from the funny farm. Go on, open the damn door!
I BIGJUICYPUMPINGREDHEART MORGBORG!
I loved this post. Thank you for brightening my day.
Poppys last blog post..This explains why my favorite number is 4, right?
Jill — I think that’s a good thing. I don’t like it when people actually LIKE the dolls. People who collect dolls are just as scary as the dolls themselves, in my humble opinion.
Ginger — You’re telling me! You should see him when he’s angry!
Metalmom — Oh no. That’s not a good sign. It could mean that they’ve already implanted The Chip. Better have your skin examined by a medical professional.
Blondefab — Who you callin’ crazy? Me? That’s cool.
Cinnkitty — I like to listen to Master of Puppet by Metallica, when I’m driving through quiet neighborhoods at night — just as a warning to everyone.
Nobody — I won’t ever fall for THAT ONE again.
POPPPPPPPYYYYYYYY! The Dead Bird still has not arrived. ME SO SAD!
Morgetrons last blog post..Oh Sheet. I Already Gotta Take a Break From My Break.
I am extremely patient when I know I should be. I am pretty sure I have a different address now, though…
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