Guestpost by kapgar that got lost in the Big Blog Bust of 22.08.2008. Restored by DutchBitch on 23.08.2008. Unfortunately comments were non-restorable :(
Hey all, this is kapgar checking in for my guestblogging stint at The Dutch Files!
As we all know, Mistress Dutchie is soon to return and regale us all with her vacation tales of sun, recreational drug use, and rampant sexual debauchery. I’ve received a couple previews of these stories and, let me tell you, they’re enough to make you wish you could’ve folded your body in half and stowed away in her luggage.
Alas… *sigh*
It’s enough to make me want to break into song! So that’s what I’m going to do. No idea how I’m going to pull this off, but I will certainly try.
With no further ado, I present you with…
Guestbloggin’ Again
by Cowboy Kapgar
(sung to the tune of Willie Nelson’s “On the Road Again” – forgive me in advance)Guestbloggin’ again…
Fooled Dutchie with fake talent again.
The life I love is writin’ posts for my friends,
So I’ll lie through my teeth to guestblog again.Guestbloggin’ again…
What the hell’s her URL again?
Not dutchbitch.com, that’s porn and sin.
And now I wish I could remember my damn login.Guestbloggin’ again…
With a gun to my head we go down the highway,
We’re the best of e-friends.
Insisting that the world be readin’ our say,
And our say is to guestblog again.
Just can’t wait to get guestbloggin’ again.The life I love is writin’ posts for my friends.
And I can’t wait to get guestbloggin’ again.On the road again
Waitin’ for a band of lawyers to head my way,
And bring this post to an end
Threatening C&Ds and for legal aide I’ll pray.
And my way will be to run like Hell again.Just can’t wait to get guestbloggin’ again.
She promised me Dutchkisses that just ain’t happenin’.
So like a fool I’m guestbloggin’ again.No one will ask me to guestblog again.
That was just bad, wasn’t it?
Well, welcome back, hon. We missed ya!
No Dutch Treats Yet "I just can’t wait to get on the road again…".