OK, it’s time for a brandnew traffic rant. One about something that has been bothering me for a while but just popped up back into my head again yesterday morning on the way to the office, when I yet again encountered it several times…
I am not sure about all the non-Dutch territories but in Dutchyland [...]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself:
everyone can see it,
but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

It’s Saturdaynight and I’ve just come back from what feels like the kazillionth office function these past weeks… on a friggin’ Saturday… It was a party of one of your PhD students that had her public defense this past week and can now call herself Dr. I also did her thesis lay out. She had [...]

Ok, so she sent me an email saying, and I quote:
Pick me pick me pick me!!!!!
I am new and unknown! Learning to Breathe
ps did i say pick me pick me !!! smooches
What DutchBitch can resist that, right? Someone virtually begging me on all fours to be mah bitch o’ dah week? So Hell [...]

Conversation at the office yesterday…
The Chief: “I thought you said you and BB would both be out of the office today? Did I get that wrong?”
DutchBitch: “Tomorrow! The Secretariat will be closed tomorrow. BB doesn’t work tomorrow and I will be at the Vascular symposium in Zeist”
The Chief: “Tomorrow? Are you working tomorrow?”
DutchBitch: “Ummm, yes… [...]