The Dutch Files

Ok, so she sent me an email saying, and I quote:

Pick me pick me pick me!!!!!

I am new and unknown! Learning to Breathe

ps did i say pick me pick me !!! smooches

What DutchBitch can resist that, right? Someone virtually begging me on all fours to be mah bitch o’ dah week? So Hell Yeah, girl! You are in. You can kiss my feet there… and there… and oh, there too… Heh…

So Apathetic Bliss from Learning to Breathe is it for the week. The thumbnail of her blog is up there in the right sidebar for allaya to click….

But before you do something more about her. She’s new and unknown. Well, fairly unknown to most of us I guess. She’s been around commenting over here for a bit now but I must admit that I have not reciprocated very much, due to life being the crazy shithole it has been over the past weeks… So I’ll have go by what I’ve found on her blog and she sounds like a pretty cool chick!

She’s Canadian, and in her own words she’s “neurotic but calm, strong but tired, lost but found, insane but lucid, proud but ashamed, hard but soft, a lover and a fighter…”. Wow… It’s like she’s describing yours truly… But then, it’s ok to be all of that in one person… I think a lot of us are and aren’t we all great people? Well, most of the time, anyway *GRIN* and her blog basically contains the trials, tribulations, and misadventures of a thirty something divorced mother of three.

And boys… you should go over to her blog for sure and look at that smile in her picture… Doesn’t it make you want to lick those lips allllll ovaaahhhh? I spent an hour going thru her blog last night and I must say that it’s a fun read! If you wanna learn more about AB then you should skim thru some of the posts and you will get a feeling for what she is like pretty quickly. And to me she is one hell of a chick!

So, it’s time again to set you free and have you wander the trail of another (new) blog in the Dutch-A-Pimpin’ Quarters. Just the usual warning… come back here… seriously… I’ll be all lonely without you and you know how stabby I get when I am like that… and you know how sharp those stiletto’s are. And even though some asshole drove over my right foot yesterday (more about that tomorrow) there is still one perfectly healthy and kicking-able foot left… Just saying… Don’t let AB’s perfect smile hypnotize you into lingering around there for too long… Ya know…

Now go! Clickedyclick! Give our newbie a good lookover, leave a comment and shit. Latah!

There is still vacancies in the pimpin’ quarters for the upcoming weeks. Wanna be pimped? Don’t be shy… It won’t hurt… much… I promise!!! Go HERE for information!

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