Jul 15
OK - Traffic 101
If you are going right at the traffic lights, get into the RIGHT lane… NOT first in the left lane only to block up traffic in there while you are desperately trying to squeeze your big ass car into the traffic jam in the right lane.. EVERY FUCKING MORNING!- When overtaking a car in the left lane, make sure you can actually speed up enough to not block up the whole friggin highway… And then do NOT look angry at people passing you at the right, for Fuck’s Sake! They are doing that cuz your ass won’t speed up!
- Do not pass the whole traffic jam at the exit to the medical center and expect the car all in front, who actually HAS been waiting for a friggin half an hour to get off the exit and not been creeping past all the other cars, to let you cut in line… Suck it up!
- When arriving at the parking facility try actually driving to the entrance that you got in the lane for. That’ll be either the left one, the middle one, or the right one. Do NOT, when the lane you chose is taking too long, turn your car and smash it into one of the other lanes without lookin BEHIND you to see whether someone else is in that lane actually approaching the entrance!
- If you don’t know how to get up a ramp out of standing still without your car backing up into the car behind you, ever fucking floor of the parking facility, do NOT drive up the ramp until you can see the floor up there is clear and you can actually get up the ramp in one go!
- Driving ’round in the parking facility in the morning, when everyone is trying to get to the office in time, do NOT start a conversation with that fun colleague of yours that happens to pass your car while walking to the elevators. THERE is a whole fucking row of other medical center employees trying to get their car parked behind you!
Yah… That was my morning on the way to the office. Did I just vouch a few days ago to keep stress level to a minimum until my holiday starts? I mean, work with me people! I can’t achieve that if you keep pulling this shit every day! KTHNXBAI!
Fucktard magnet you said? Or are they just nice people willing to provide you some blogging materials? They must have read your yesterday’s post.
Go down on the coffee today at the office or you’re gonna jump out of the window
Hugs
FroggyWoogies last blog post..There are days
More then 80% of people driving on the Dutch roads need their licences taken off them and most of the wankers are imports from belgium that explains A LOT…
Tiddless last blog post..This is how it works!
Either it’s worse where you are than Massatwoshits or I’m just totally oblivious to it all at this point.
Wow! Sounds like me trying to get to Universal this weekend.
blondefabulouss last blog post..Snap Back To Reality, Oh There Goes Gravity…
Ahhhh….traffic… always a GREAT way to get your heart going.. ha..ha.ha.. But hey, it’s something to write about, right?
Cinnkittys last blog post..Let me tell you a story…
This is why missile launchers should be legal in cars. I’d even be willing to go through a licensing exam if it meant I could get one to deal with these idiots.
kapgars last blog post..You can call me any, any time…
Yet another reason I’m glad I don’t fight Atlanta traffic any longer. Whew!
Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..Postus Interruptus
Nice rant.
Applause!
Buckys last blog post..Hotdogs: Do You Eat Them?
Ramps… I hate it! Stupid people that buy a car with manual transmission, but can’t drive it properly…
get the f*ck off the road!
Coffee in Kitss last blog post..Truth or… silence?
Ah yes–Kaprgar said it already–rocket launchers—except tht they vaporize the eejits!
SMOOCH
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Froggy: Yeah, that is probably why they do it… to give me blog fodder, lol
Tiddles: Belgium? LOL
Robin: must be just worse here…
blondefabulous: It does? My heart bleeds for you!
Cinnkitty: Traffic, aside from certain people, is about the only way to piss me off incredibly
kapgar: OOOOhhh with you on that one! Let’s get it moving, that idea!
CMGD: I am so happy for you, lol
Bucky: thanks, lol
Coffee in Kits: Well, here in Dutchyland manual transmission is the norm. Now do you feel sorry for me?
Turnbaby: LOL, we should get that system up and running!
What’s really funny is that yesterday, when I started to read this post, I knew I was going to get all upset and want to completely go apeshit in my comments about bad drivers; so I decided to stop reading…. Not your fault. Bad driving gets me so upset that I start cursing and screaming in the house all by myself…
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