May 14 2008
Open Letter to Asshole Stairs Guy
Dear Asshole Stairs Guy,
Next time you walk down the stairs behind me, those parking facility stairs, on an early office morning and feel “stuck” behind me… mumbling “%@!! fucking practical those are %@!! those fucking high heeled shoes %@!! don’t know why the hell women wear them anyway %@!! and then taking the fucking stairs %@!!”
Remember this:
- This IS a free country last time I checked
- Stop whining. I walk down stairs on heels as fast as the next person.
- You CAN in fact kick it up a notch and pass me on the left side of the staircase, plenty of room
I take the stairs on my way down from the 9th floor cuz it’s about the only exercise I DO get on a typical day in the office: walking stairs- I wear the fucking high heeled shoes cuz I like wearing them
- And guess what, if you would get your head out of your ass for a second you’d notice: I look fucking good in them!
- Which can’t be said for you who couldn’t even be bothered to neatly zip up yer pants
- Nor find a matching pair of socks
- Nor find a comb to run thru your hair
- You KNOW you love a woman wearing fucking high heeled shoes when it suits you
- and finally: Let’s see you do any better walking down shitty parking facility concrete stairs in 4-5 INCH HEELS!!! You’ll trip and fall flat on your shitface face
Yah! That’s it… Fuck off! Next time I will “let” you pass me on the stairs, happily, so I can plant my heels in your big fat asshole ass, just before I dropkick you down those stairs and walk allllll over you…
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Hahhahahaaha!!! You tell ‘em!
Penelopes last blog post..Chasing rainbows…
I wear heels so much, I know I’m faster in them than out of them.
Ginormous Boobss last blog post..The Big Cheese
Penelope: Better believe it!!!
Ginormous Boobs: Oh me too, lol
i hate stupid stair guy for you. You should take your heels shove them in his ear….but not your favorite pair, wouldn’t want to ruin them
libragirls last blog post..Wednesdays
men.
DaDucks last blog post..Musical Mo…eh, Tuesday
5 inch heels?!?!?! I wouldn’t be able to get through the doorway!
Kyras last blog post..Value Added
Go get ‘em baby! I hate people like that and it’s just rude to not even consider that you look fabulous in the heels.
Lady Jayes last blog post..Bummed
Libragirl: Ewww… but that will get ear muck on my heels…
DaDuck: LOL
Kyra: Well, these are more like 4 inch
Lady Jaye: Seriously! How can anyone overlook such fabulousness!!!
I’m sorry but those shoes are too cute. And I am guessing all of your shoes are cute. So I say…
“SUCK IT, TOAD BOY!”.
Hillys last blog post..Blogger Of The Month: Eat More Takeout In May!
You should have shoved your heals up his ass.
Robins last blog post..Ghetto Backyard
One would think he would LIKE watching you from behind. He’s probably gay. No… then he would have LOVED your shoes.
I have no idea what’s wrong with him.
Finns last blog post..Tipsy: A Conversation With God
Some people just like to bitch, and had he gone around you, he wouldn’t have had anything to bitch about.
Tugs last blog post..Awesomeness
Hilly: Well not allll of them are cute… I think… But I think you have the right idea about the guy anyway!!!
Robin: Yeah, I should’ve. But it was early morning, ya know…
Finn: LMAO yeah, no idea either!
Tug: Guys that bitch… Hmmm…
You KNOW you love a woman wearing fucking high heeled shoes when it suits you
Maybe he’s a homosexual woman hater.
Lyndas last blog post..Tuesday’s Lunch
Lynda: Well, I guesssss he could be…
I would have stopped in my tracks, on the stairs, and stayed there until he walked around. I don’t put up with that shit.
And if he said anything at all to me I’d give him the icy Poppy glare. And if he still insisted on talking to me I’d kick him in the gut with the bottom of said pointy-toed shoe and call it self defense.
Poppys last blog post..It’s the Dawg and Panda show, with a chicken and coffee thrown in for good measure.
I think you made his day!
He was clearly a pissy sort of person who wanted to complain about something and needed someone to listen to his complaints.
You just saved him a visit to the therapist.
This guy obviously has no appreciation for the female foot in trashy stilettos. I would have carried you down while giving you a foot massage. ; )
Johns last blog post..Living In Amazing Times
Poppy: The Icy Poppy Glare… * shudder * you mean THE Icy Poppy Glare * gulp * you scare me…
Merry: Well aside from the fact that I didn’t listen… and didn’t communicate with him… I walked on undisturbed. He just irritated me… lol
John: Wow… sounds good to me, lol. I bet you make some woman very happy
Yup, that’s the one!
I only use when when people are consummate dickwady pricks to me.
Poppys last blog post..Don’t worry, be happy (comma dammit)
I can’t BELIEVE that you didn’t actually say something to him or start muttering YOURSELF about dumb ass shitfucks who mutter under their breath behind people on stairs in public places. ha..ha.ha…
Cinnkittys last blog post..All RILED UP and no one to take it out on!
Poppy: Dang! sure that works!
Cinnkitty: In my defense… It was 7.45 a.m. and I hadn’t had any
yet!!! He’s lucky I couldn’t be bothered to knock his block off…
Gosh, some of your Wednesdays ain’t better than your Mondays and Tuesdays. I’m anxious to see what kind of post Thursday brings us :D
FroggyWoogies last blog post..LiveLeakDotCom
I can’t believe he had the audacity to say that loud enough for you to hear. The nerve of some people.
Shellis last blog post..Fick the Bullets
FroggyWoogie: Uhm… actually, I DO need you to come back here for tomorrow’s post. You are the only one who can shed light on that…
Shelli: Yeah, I figured that he was probably part of the medical center administration and in this dead end job in the dungeons of the medical center building, never seeing daylight and nobody noticing him for the past 20 years or so… or summin…
There was so much love in this post…awesome!
Fab: Isn’t it oooooozing with it? Then again… your post of today… WEIRDEST one EVAH!!! LOL. I’d strongly advise everyone to go see that one! Sit down though, so you won’t fall too hard when you faint…
Tell us how you really feel….
JQs last blog post.."Momma’s gonna keep Baby healthy and clean."
You might suggest to him how nice he would look with a pair of high heel shoes stuck up his ass?
I should take that job w/the UN.
martys last blog post..Acting Marty- Update
JQ:
Marty: The UN? Like a mascotte job? Like you have with Toiletpaperworld?
I love those shoes and love to treat myself and wear them, though by the end of the day my toeseys hurt :( I would have shoved my heels up his arse though….that would show him!
Fuck, yeah girlfriend! Amen!
I just might book a flight to Holland to kick his ass for you!
Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..Could We Make a Deal?
I’d wait at the top of the stairs to follow you down just for the view.
Trukindogs last blog post..WHAT’S THE POINT !
ha ha ha ha ha…cool……..
nonis last blog post..In the Realm of the Senses: another dimension
Kat: nah… practise makes perfect in wearing shoes like this… and I just couldn’t be bothered to kick his ass that early in the morning before coffee
CMGD: You’re very welcome to come over here!!! lol
Trukindog: Well, then there’s that… what really every man shóuld do…
noni: LOL, thanks
Ever-body who’s anybody knows that women who wear heels are sexxxy bitches. Any man who complains about it for any reason is a wank. Even gay men appreciate a woman in heels despite a lack of sexual attraction!
You would have to be an asexual dink to A. complain about something that clearly accentuates a woman’s leg like nothing else, B. actually mumble under your breath about it as if you think that high heels impair the wearer’s hearing abilities, C. not issue a polite “excuse me” as you pass the gorgeous girl in heels on the left, and D. not take the opportunity to appreciate the view from below. What an ass!
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I’ll be you look hot in those heels. Pics?
kapgars last blog post..Just to tell you once again, who’s fat…
he’s first in line for the ass kicking when we come over
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Morgy: Amen to that!
kapgar: Pics? What are those?
Turnbaby: Yay!!!