Jun 22

Recycle

Published by DutchBitch at 7:00 am under Funny Shit, WTF?

Yah! The Dutch are Nuts… This is the latest infomercial on TV by Dutch government in an attempt to make the Dutch recycle more…

This is also what a lot of Dutch people sound like in an attempt to speak English…

God, I hope I don’t sound like THAT!!!

And ehm… No… we do NOT all look like that… It’s the Dutch version of trailer trash…
And ehm… No… we do NOT all have such a shitty sense of rythm either… nor such an off key singing voice…

Doesn’t he look like the Dutch answer to McDreamy… *cough* :???:

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20 Dutch Treats to “Recycle”

  1. Rolon 22 Jun 2008 at 10:39 am

    That’s hilarious. Are they supposed to be English? If so, they’ve dressed them with extreme accuracy in what is sadly becoming our National costume. Chavs, we call ‘em. Though I doubt they could dance like that.

    Rols last blog post..The Hundred and Ninety-Nine Steps

  2. DaDuckon 22 Jun 2008 at 11:44 am

    HAHAHAHAHA!! However, I don’t remember any Dutch people sounding like that when they spoke English.

    DaDucks last blog post..In Memoriam

  3. Absurdiston 22 Jun 2008 at 2:35 pm

    What scares me is that you all may have mullets like that. Please tell me that you don’t….

    Absurdists last blog post..Scared Shitless

  4. DutchBitchon 22 Jun 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Rol: No they are supposed to be Dutch… LOL

    DaDuck: Well, I know some who do actually… Ties my stomach in a knot!!! One of them is Backstabbing Bitch… my colleague at the office…

    Absurdist: Well, not all but sadly some… yes… Blegh! :sick:

  5. Blondefabulouson 22 Jun 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Why does the one dude have a pillow over his naughty bits?? Did he get a hard on while making this clip?? Was he cast in the commercial and mistakenly told it was going to be a porno???

    Blondefabulouss last blog post..Yard Sale…..Day 2!

  6. DutchBitchon 22 Jun 2008 at 4:38 pm

    blondefabulous: Well, err… Fortunately I can say that I don’t have the “pleasure” of knowing him personally… So… dunno…? :dunno

  7. Lady Jayeon 22 Jun 2008 at 5:23 pm

    WTF. I’m not sure I even know what to say about that. :shock:
    Lady Jayes last blog post..It’s Time

  8. DutchBitchon 22 Jun 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Lady Jaye: LOL well… let’s just say nuttin’… :glasses:

  9. john bon 22 Jun 2008 at 5:51 pm

    how ironic. I just went to war with the recycling nazis over here.

    Aluminum cans: I melt them down and use them in my projects.
    Pop Bottles: grind fine with the kitchen grinder, and re cast as all sorts of goodies.
    Milk Bottles: same as pop bottles, yields softer plastic.

    besides the winners driving the recycling trucks, slam our containers around like psychos at a time I like to sleep.

    john bs last blog post..new post finally

  10. DutchBitchon 22 Jun 2008 at 5:53 pm

    John b: Well I guess having these guys pass by your door singing of key and shit… wouldn’t be a pleasure either, when you are trying to sleep… I guess…

  11. Shellion 22 Jun 2008 at 6:09 pm

    OMG! That’s hysterical. I think you need to record yourself either on video or just the audio and post it here so we can hear what you sound like. Yah. That’s a great idea!

    Shellis last blog post..Remembering Puppy Monster

  12. DutchBitchon 22 Jun 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Shelli: OMG woman! Shaddup!!! Heeeeellll to dah Nawwww!!! :mrgreen:

  13. Penelopeon 22 Jun 2008 at 7:50 pm

    Holy Crap! That’s too funny! Reminds me of Liverpool circa 1982 in a scary way - nice mullets!
    Oh and what Shelli said :whistle:
    Penelopes last blog post..Done too soon.

  14. gingermagnoliaon 22 Jun 2008 at 8:06 pm

    :jump: heeheeheeheeheehee. That was very funny. That guy looks like he stepped out of the 80’s in Arkansas!

    gingermagnolias last blog post..HELP ME!!!

  15. DutchBitchon 22 Jun 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Penelope: Admit it! You were SO into mullets in Liverpool in 1982 :nana:

    gingermagnolia: Hmmmm Arkansas in 80’s does NOT sound like my kinda place, lol

  16. Just Daveon 23 Jun 2008 at 5:51 am

    Funny stuff. Are you sure these guys weren’t imported from Arkansas?

  17. DutchBitchon 23 Jun 2008 at 7:37 pm

    JustDave: Umm.. well… dunno… Is there any way to be sure?

  18. Just Daveon 24 Jun 2008 at 3:59 am

    Well, they say there is only one DNA type in the state so if you could get a saliva swap…no, that’s asking too much.

  19. delmeron 30 Jun 2008 at 7:47 pm

    The mullet was the first thing that caught my eye. I’ve always thought the Dutch were pretty progressive so now I’m worried the world will follow and the mullet will come back.

    Why were the guys talking and singing in English, but at the end of the commercial the announcer did the voice over in some foreign language?

    Why wouldn’t the whole thing be in Dutch? Wait, I wasn’t paying real close attention to the singing, but maybe some of the words wouldn’t have rhymed then.

  20. DutchBitchon 30 Jun 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Delmer: LOL I think the croocked English was just adding to the fun factor of the commercial… and pfffttt Dutch words can rhyme too!!!

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