Aug 13
So… before I go…
I just realized yesterday that today’s my last day posting and then I won’t be on here for the next 10 days. I will be off to Schiermonnikoog on Friday and back next Friday and from August 14 to 23 some of my blog buddies will be taking over to fuck up my blog guestpost.
So this will be my last personally written post for a bit and ya know… I have some stuff to say before I go:
- weather in Dutchyland SUCKS ASS right now… I need it to be better than that on Schiermonnikoog, cuz if it’s not my ass will be back on the ferry to the mainland and back to my appartment faster than you can say “Schiermonnikoog”… no wait… that might take too long… um… than you can say… “stiletto”!
- In a split decision I went over to see Jill yesterday. I am not sure that in between vacation, the move of the dept and my trip to the US in September I will have much chance to see her again, before she leaves. I was in a 15 km traffic jam on the way back but at least I saw her once more!
- The Kid utterly surprised me when he stayed behind with Jill when I went out to get us dinner. He NEVER does that! That’s a HUGE compliment from The Kid, Jill! And, shit, bitch, I smell of garlic!!!
- The Guy and The Kid teamed up on me on webcam yesterday morning. I was talking to The Guy when The Kid woke up and joined us for a minute. At some point The Guy started laughing his ass of while I was discussing something profound and serious (heh)… Turns out The Kid was making gagging sounds and movements behind my back… * rolling eyes *
- Another few weeks and my ass will be on a plane to Raleigh. I’ll be busy today sending out memo’s to the company of The Guy (the one that makes him be out of town when I am there gets shot to hell), American Airlines personnel, airport personnel in both Amsterdam, London and Raleigh (don’t you fucking dáre even think of having some sort of strike) and the weather gods (clear skies, please)… Did I leave anyone out? I think I am pretty much covered here, right?
- I am stopping over in London to visit Penelope on the way to Raleigh… She’s all giddy about it… at least, so I thought, until she informed me last night that she still hadn’t gotten round to “pencilling me in her schedule for that weekend“… PENCIL ME IN, BITCH!
- I told The Guy yesterday that I finally got all the new ADSL working and I also managed to hook The Kid’s computer up to the WiFi connection. His reply? “Ah, so now he can surf the web for porn!“… *sigh* ob.vi.ous.ly MY son would never do that until he’s umm…. 45 or so… Seriously! Gah!
- There’s nothing like spending a whole friggin morning putting the kazillion games back on your son’s freshly installed PC and him sitting next to you, saying “I SO love you, Mom, really. You are the best!“
- Umm… Do me a favor? Go over HERE and do a (fish)headcount… Then go HERE and do another one… Yeah, that would be yesterday’s pic of the happy family. Am I seeing things? I guess they fucking dammit figured out how to do it and are going loony with it! Holy Shit! Do you think Trojan manufactures Fish Condoms?
- I gotta do something about the Fucking Fish though… there is NO way those damn fish are getting more action than I am!!!
- The Kid in the car yesterday, in the traffic jam: “Wouldn’t it be totally funny if you honked your carhorn reaaaally hard, and the guy in front of us would pull up and hit the guy in front of him? Bwwhahahahahahahahahaa“. He’s got his Mom’s sense of humor…
- OK, I am outta here to run errands and shit. Tomorrow I will be busy packing up and doing some last minute shopping and Friday I am outta here. Jill will be your first guestposter tomorrow. Enjoy the BlogJackin’ Week! I am not sure how I’ll do without much internet access on Schiermonnikoog. I won’t be able to surf around your blogs, and I can’t even bear to think of the serious lack of contact with The Guy!!! … but I’ll survive… I guess… sorta…
See you guys on August 24!!!
Enjoy!
You’re about the only person I know who can write an entire post within each bullet. I’m just sayin…and mmmmmm gaaarhhhhhlic!!
DutchieStyles last blog post..Those 70’s Girls
d-man: Thanks Babe
DutchieStyle: LOL heh… I write like I talk… Just sayin’
ha..ha.ha. you’ll be lucky to have ANY readers left by the time we are done screwing up.. umm.. I mean blogjacking your site! :)
Oh, and I was working on a gals computer….a woman who INSISTED that her 13 and 11 year old sons would NEVER surf for porn on the computer. I was really amused at her expression when I showed her the MULTIPLE files of “Scooby Doo” porn that was stored on the computer. I mean.. ewww…. why do they want to look at cartoon pics of a dog doing Daphne? that’s just nasty! (worse yet… Shaggy doing Fred… Ummm.. I think she has BIGGER problems than worrying about surfing for porn). ha..ha..
have a GREAT holiday Dutchy!
Cinnkittys last blog post..It’s time for change
CinnKitty: You BlogJackers know about my stiletto heels, don’tcha? And oh, I have NO illusions of my kid being any different, lol and EEEEEEEEEEEEWwwww on the Scooby Doo porn!!!
blondefabulouss last blog post..Hi! Long Time No See!
Have a great time. Relax. Turn the phone “OFF” for an hour every day. (Take my word for it. Kid will not call during that hour with important news!) Have a cocktail on me!
metalmoms last blog post..Monster Trucks Redux
blondefabulous: Yaaaaayyyy indeeeeeddd!!!
metalmom: He better not! He’s coming with me!
Have a great time; I’ll miss you!
Finns last blog post..Not Feeling It
Finn: But… I’ll miss you too!!!
Have a good time out to Schiermummmsomething. They CAN’T have foreigner tourists there with such a name. How can you tell youf friends “oh BTW I’m going to Schmubblgumish this year”. Friends: “really you’re going to Schimpztownishlurp? Whoa! You’re so LUCKY! “.
Honestly there must be only Dutchies there, and maybe some of the Belgians who speak your language but who else?
Anyway, have a great time there in spite of the weird name, I’m sure you’ll do with it wonderfully!
;)
FroggyWoogies last blog post..Mexico invades US
FroggyWoogie: Well, I guess with a French accent it would be kinda “Skiermonnigueogue”…
Skirtofkylieminogue?
Could be
FroggyWoogies last blog post..Mexico invades US
FroggyWoogie: Nah, Idontthinktheskirtofkylieminoguelivesthere…
Have a great time off!!
Jens last blog post..Guess who got her first bike?
Jen: Thanks Hon, don’t mind if I do
I’m pencilling!!!
I’ll catch you before you go but gonna say it here too - have a WONDERFUL vacation! You deserve a good rest and I promise not to break your blog (much) while you’re away
Penelopes last blog post..To date or not to date…that is the question.
ENJOY!!
Tugs last blog post..Water’s Edge
Penelope: Pfftttt that’s about time! Break my blog! I’ll break your bottles of Chardonnay if you break my blog!
Tug: Gracias!!!
Oh, have fun, hon! Miss you until you get back and enjoy your time off from work! And don’t worry about the fish. They probably don’t enjoy it as much as hairless monkeys do.
Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..Happy Blogiversary To Me!
Have an awesome time. I’m sure you will.
Shellis last blog post..We Had Joy, We Had Fun
CMG: Well, not sure about the fish there, but ya know… Thanks anyway!
Shelli: I will do my utmost! Contemplating which book(s) to take with me right now.
Have a great trip!
(Just arrived via Clusterfook.)
When I went to Maui, I wanted to take a book that I would enjoy reading on the beach, e.g. “How to Pick Up Cute Guys.”
Turns out there ain’t no such book, which is a pisser because I think it would make a lot of money quite quickly.
Not that you need such a book … on the other hand, you might not might having all that $$$$…
Merrys last blog post..High Intensity Intervals For the Rest of Us
… might not /mind/ … yes, I can spell, though I realize you’ll have to take my word for it….
Merrys last blog post..High Intensity Intervals For the Rest of Us
WhyMommy: Thanks! And welcome
Merry: LOL, yeah I got the bit that it was probably misspelled… I trust you on your word that you usually can… LOL
I hope you have a great time sugar.
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