Aug 05
What Lill’ Girlies want…
Scene: The Chief’s House - a few weeks ago
Situation: I was there, returning his 10 yr old son that had had a playdate with my son. The Chief just returned home himself from picking up one of his US colleagues, Prof from Vermont, that I’ve know myself for 6 yrs, to have dinner at his place. He came walking in with Lill Girlie who immediately jumped in my arms. She fiddles with my mobile while I chat with her dad and US Prof.
Detail: I had just shed the kilos that I had gained while feeling emotionally unstable in the weeks before.
Lill’ Girlie: “Is that your boyfriend?” *pointing at the picture on my mobile*
DutchBitch: “Hmm, yes… it is”
Lill’ Girlie: “He looks nice”
DutchBitch: “He IS nice”
Lill’ Girlie: “Do you love him and does he love you?”
DutchBitch: “I do, and yes, he does too”
Lill’ Girlie: “I like him”
* Lill’ Girlie jumps out of my arms cuz the US guest’s got presents and well, nothing goes above presents obviously, not even my hot ass cute sweet new boyfriend, I guess*
[Note to The Guy : obviously not to me, Hon. I would take you over presents a.n.y. day... not that I don't like present of course... *cough*]
* Lill’ Girlie comes walking back up to me*
Lill’ Girlie: “Do you have a baby in your belly?”
DutchBitch: “Ehm.. no… Why would you think so. Does it look like I do?”
[so much for losing the extra pounds, pfftt]
Lill’ Girlie: “No, but I just thought so”
DutchBitch: “Well, I don’t”
Lill’ Girlie: “I just thought you did”
DutchBitch: “Well, why would I have a baby in my belly?”
Lill’ Girlie: “Well, I just thought maybe from daddy”
* Cue The Chief choking in his beer and peanuts *
DutchBitch: “From your daddy!?!?!?! [insert maniacal laughter] Hell NO!”
* Cue The US Prof pissing his pants laughing and The Chief trying to decide whether he’s insulted or ok with my reply *
Lill’ Girlie: “But it would be so handy if you and daddy would be together cuz I could be with you all the time. Daddy could work and you could be here and then I could have a little sister or brother”
DutchBitch: “Well, let’s not go there, ok? Never gonna happen, Hon. I am in love with Rob, and not with your Dad, and that is the way it’s gonna stay. And I am sure your Dad will find a great girlfriend too someday”
* Lill’ Girlie pouts *
Lill’ Girlie: “Well, then… can I come over and stay over with you for a girlie weekend loads of times again?”
DutchBitch: “Yes, you can Hon, you can”
Lill’ Girlie: “Also when Rob is there? Cuz he looks nice”
DutchBitch: “Sure Hon, Sure, also sometime when Rob is here”
* Cue The Chief relaxing and continuing his beer drinking and peanut snacking *
Seemingly his 3 sons and mine didn’t notice any of the excitement going on… They were too busy checking out the WWF action figures that the US Prof brought with him… Pffttt! I guess The Hulkster wins hands down over any relationship- or babytalk…
Gotta love children. They’ll say ANYTHING.
Karls last blog post..I got Franked!
LOL too funny. I love the way that children are so honest and don’t care who hears what they say.
Lady Jayes last blog post..No More Tears (at least not today)
Some of the things that come out of kids mouths! At least she didn’t call you fat!
Bs last blog post..Down The Ocean Hon!
LOL! Funny.
Although… you gotta wonder if someone (mom?) didn’t put that in her head.
Finns last blog post..Wanting
ha..ha.ha… this is why I don’t hang out around kids.
Cinnkittys last blog post..Q & A (not the same as T & A)
Now that’s how a person should act with a little kid, not like me who hides in a room so they can’t find me.
ps. I miss you over at my place, do I smell?
Robins last blog post..Top 5 Possible Jobs
That was a great story — so cute! You had me giggling first thing in the morning, girlie!
Karl: Oh yeah, anything and everything!
LadyJaye: I’ll say, she didn’t give a shit who heard, lol
Finn: Smack! You’re good
Cuz I am sure it was her mom…
Cinnkitty: This is why I LOVE hanging round kids, they’re too funny
Robin: No Hon, I just have been very bad at blogreading and commenting in general. Life has been beating me over the head lately with all kinds of shit. Hopefull when my holiday starts on Monday I’ll shape up…
Hilly: LOL I am glad. Hope you didn’t wake up Karl! Or maybe that you did?
That was too cute! “But I waaannnt a baby in your belly!!” Good thing it doesn’t work like THAT!
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Kat: OMG no! Whew… if it worked thát way just the remarks of The Kid would’ve ended me up with a whole soccer team of kids to tale care off…
Bwah ha ha ha ha! OMG! That had to be sooooo funny. How far did the Chief spit his beer and peanuts? Had to be a record distance!
Makes me glad I can tell my kids, “Mommy’s baby maker is shutting down and doesn’t work anymore.Sorry bout your luck!”
Blondefabulous: I really didn’t check but by the sound of the “spit ‘n choke” it must’ve been pretty far, lol
What a cutie! You must have felt great with all that love : )
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Ha! Little-kid-honesty! Gotta love it!
Maybe she knows something you don’t.
The pregnant part, I mean, not the part about it being her daddy’s.
Shellis last blog post..Me? White Trash Mom? You Betcha!
That is too cute…out of the mouths of babes. Too sweet that she wants you for her momma!
Tugs last blog post..Shoes
Well, her suggestion had some logic when you think but ok ok ok your logic is different and I respect it very much a lot hehe
FroggyWoogies last blog post..As One
What a cute story. There’s nothing like a little awkwardness to brighten up a day!
gingermagnolias last blog post..Summer Lovin’
LOL, very funny story! Of course when young kids are involved sometimes these things practically write themselves. Oh wait, that makes this a “backhanded” complement. damn, I hate it when I do that, sorry!
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Jen: I did, lol
metalmom: Yup
Shelli: Ummm well that would’ve had to have been an immaculate conception… LOL
Froggy: Hell yeah, it’s waaaay different!
gingermagnolia: Especially if it is your boss that feels awkward!
Jeffrey Ellis: *bitchslap*