999,999 is *my* lucky number!
I don’t know what it is but it must be my karma finally changing… Or my lucky laptop mouse… or whuddevuh… but I manage to be the 999,999th visitor at almost every fucking website I visit… And I could apparently be winning prizes all around… at least that is what the website image always tells me…
I am pretty sure none of you have very often seen this happen, as *I* am always the one to be that lucky 999,999th visitor, so you can’t possibly have been so lucky to see this image displayed on your screen… I mean, ya know… if I get it all the time… what are the odds that you get it every once in a while… 999,999 to 1 or even less?
Yeah, so I figured that that wasn’t being fair on you guys. I am taking away all the prizes and shit… so I will step back from surfing the web for a bit and consequently increasing allaya chances of being the 999,999th visitor, for once, instead of it being me all the time.
Pay attention, as you have probably never seen it before: this is the kind of thing you should look out for… Don’t miss it!
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Luck… what is this thing called luck?
Finns last blog post..Artifact
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*Snort* you silly thing!
Penelopes last blog post..My baby boy!
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I get the You Won, you are the 1,000,000 visitor!
Sorry. :(
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I am often the lucky “Hilliard Winner” of an iPhone. However, as I can’t be bothered to fill out web forms I’ve yet to collect.
delmers last blog post..Makin’ Gravy
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You’re like the millionth person to point that out to me this week.
Wait, no. You’re the 999,999th person.
whalls last blog post..Me love you, too, monkey
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