I can hear the first tones of “Anybody Seen My Baby” by The Rolling Stones, coming from my handbag… It’s my cellphone ringing. The song is my current ringtone. I dig through my handbag (yes, it’s one of those with just the one large pocket in there, and it has my whole life in it, [...]

I’m a bit pressed for time today. I have tons of things that I want to write about but just not the peace of mind (nor ass) to sit down and actually write-write. My schedule for today involves working, cleaning the appt, grocery shopping, dropping off and picking up The Kid from school, running errands [...]

I have been accused of being a tease more times than I care to remember. After my last few travels I have found that there is actually such a thing as a professional tease… It’s the guy in charge of the baggage claim belt at Schiphol airport, the KLM one… No, let me rephrase that: [...]

Would it be reaaally bad if I kept my sunglasses on all week? And if I put matches between my eyelids to keep them open all week? And if I put up a warning sign “Do Not Fuck with the Office Manager” all week? I had an AWESOME weekend… and now I think I will [...]

This is DutchBitch signing in. Coming to you live from Heathrow! Well, “live” might be overstating the situation a bit… I am here, it’s Heathrow… I am physically sitting down at the airport, fired up the laptop, uploading the photographic evidence of DaveDon 2009 to my FlickR account, GTalking to Jill and Penelope, and writing [...]