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04/1 2009

Who set it to Warp Speed?

So seriously? Which one of you fuckers set live to “warp speed”? It’s April 1! We just went through the first quarter of 2009. What’s with the goddamn speed that life is flashing by in? Sheesh!

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Wasn’t it just a few days ago that it was New Years Eve? It was, wasn’t it? I keep wanting to close my eyes and then find out that it’s really only just January… But the flowers popping up in the bulbfields… The birds courting eachother… The tourists flocking to this bulb field area of Dutchyland… The temperatures getting above freezing… The medical center administration nagging me for the first quarter financial summary for the department… The Kid’s school sending out letters on Outdoor Sports Day and shit. They’re all undeniable signs that it is indeed already the start of the 2nd quarter of 2009…

I just can’t fucking believe it. What’s up with that! What’s up with the fucking warp speed? I am not ready for the first 3 months of this year already being gone! Gawddamn!

Can someone push the “Slow Life The Fuck Down-Button” please?

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  1. 04/1 2009

    Some people at work today were saying that it was the end of the year. And I thought, fuck, it’s Xmas again? But then I realised they meant End of Financial Year.

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  2. 04/1 2009

    My kids only have 2 more months of school before they are out for summer break!!! When the hell did that happen??? :dunno
    Blondefabulouss last blog post..Hateful

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  3. 04/1 2009

    I just filed my tax return and will be getting a chunk of change back.

    Waiting for that check to appear in the mail always seems to slow time down a bit … four weeks can take forever when The Man is returning money to you.

    So… I’m doing what I can to help you out.

    delmers last blog post..I dream of Michael J. Fox

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  4. 04/1 2009

    A-men!

    Finns last blog post..Finding A Way Forward

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  5. 04/1 2009

    D-man: LOL whew!

    Blondefabulous: Don’t look at me… I dunno :dunno

    delmer: thanks Hon, that’s so sweet :hug:

    Finn: LOL Uh Huh!!!

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  6. 04/1 2009

    I hear ya! But I do have selfish reasons for wanting June to get here already!

    lizhills last blog post..Sunday Suppers–From Frozen to Fabulous In One Afternoon

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    DutchBitch Reply:

    Well, of course June is already set to be a great month!

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  7. 04/1 2009

    Oh, honey. Don’t even get me started about the freakish nature of time. Einstein can just suck my big toe. Mr. Time-is-all-relative-motherfucker can just eat it because time is not relative. It’s just damned fast.

    Oh, and? I got my goody-bag in the mail! Love it! The towel is in my half-bath, magnet is on the fridge, and the pen is helping me write blog posts! You rock! :pph:
    Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..Issues

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    DutchBitch Reply:

    Kiss your big toe? Eeewww! And glad you got the prize package :)

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  8. 04/2 2009

    That time warp thing is a sure sign of aging. I turn 45 next week but just last year I was still in my 30′s, I swear. You’ll find out soon enough Miss I’ll-be-40-next-year. Next month is more like it.

    Icy Mt.s last blog post..My Funny Bone

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  9. 04/3 2009

    Icy Mt: Shush! :thumbdown:

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