You think ConFab, Baby! will be fun?

Sooo, you all think this ConFab, Baby! thing is going to be all fun & games, huh? Bloggers getting together, friendly conversation, fun to be had by all? To quote the latest Depeche Mode song: WRONG!

Yeah, sure. In the beginning it was all “oooh we are so happy you are coming over, Dutchy!” and “OMG OMG OMG I am so psyched that we finally get to meet up!” kinda stuff… I knew it wouldn’t last. I knew it from the start… Since then, threats and insinuations have been coming my way…

Someone” threatened to shoot me with his “gun”

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Other * peopleare threatening to make me sing karaoke

kapgar-threat-2turnbaby-threatNobody threatening to touch me (and dispose of his wife: Mrs Nobody never close your eyes on the ConFab, Baby! trip, not even for a split second! Just sayin’)

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Some guy threatening to come over afterall, if his nephew flunks…

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Some girl making threats of marrying me off to some redneck man (probably for money)

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There have also been “suggestions” for appropriate attire at the party

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Tweets from Nobody to Brad that point towards the party ending in a total mess (well, at least he said “please”)

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And random displays of violence that will be waiting for me when I come to Lexington apparently

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The only one that is promising me TLC is hellohahanarf

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So… there you go… if you think this whole ConFab, Baby! thing is going to be a total fun blast… think again… I might have to bring me a bodyguard to the party… I might have to start interviewing soon… Any suggestions on who to hire? Any takers?

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»Turnbaby said: { May 19, 2009 - 01:05:16 }
»metalmom said: { May 19, 2009 - 02:05:09 }

:happydance:

I CAN’T WAIT!!!!

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»DutchBitch said: { May 19, 2009 - 03:05:54 }

Turnbaby: Take out the :diva: :diva: :diva: and I can say “right back atcha!:

metalmom: Me neither!!! :rock :yay:

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»Avitable said: { May 19, 2009 - 03:05:40 }

I’d say that I’d protect you, but I’ll be overrun by crazy fans and stalkers who want a piece of me. Tell you what – you watch my back and I’ll watch yours. Deal?

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»DutchBitch said: { May 19, 2009 - 03:05:04 }

Avitable: Yeah, I know the feeling, heh… but DEAL! :mob:

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»Nobody™ said: { May 19, 2009 - 03:05:21 }

I’m only going to see you and hellohahanarf make out.
And to touch you inappropriately, of course.

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»ZenBitch said: { May 19, 2009 - 03:05:22 }

You know, I had thought that I was going to be spending a fair amount of time hanging out with you since I haven’t seen you in 9 whole months…but now, I’m thinking….ummm, maybe not so much since you seem to have so many people out to get you..or get to you…or get on top of you..I’m not sure which it is! Muah! Can’t wait to see you regardless… unless someone is on top of you, then I’ll just wait. I never was the voyeuristic type! :sex:

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»DutchBitch said: { May 19, 2009 - 03:05:43 }

Nobody: Phhrrtttt. You will probably be most busy ejaculating all over..

ZenBitch: There is NOBODY going to be on top of me at any time (not even Nobody), ha! Can’t wait to see you again soon either!!! :jump:

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»Brad said: { May 19, 2009 - 03:05:42 }

What is this ConFab everybody is talking about? Sounds dangerous.

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»Nobody™ said: { May 19, 2009 - 03:05:01 }

Shit, you had all me all worked up for just a second there when you said Nobody was going to be on top of you. :sex:

But at least you are ok with me ejaculating all over you.

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»DutchBitch said: { May 19, 2009 - 03:05:33 }

Brad: Well, so far I’ve heard it’s mostly going to be about girls making out in front of video camera’s, men inappropriately touching women that are not their own, “guns”, and random ejaculation…

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»DutchBitch said: { May 19, 2009 - 03:05:31 }

Nobody: Well, I am sure Mrs Nobody won’t let herself be disposed off, now that I’ve warned her so I don’t think you’ll get much chance to do that… :whip:

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»Finn said: { May 19, 2009 - 06:05:25 }

You probably should bring bail money. Just sayin’. :sideways:
Finns last blog post..Certain Girls

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»DutchBitch said: { May 19, 2009 - 06:05:00 }

Finn: OMG you have a good point there…. Wow, Thanks! :content:

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»Dave2 said: { May 19, 2009 - 07:05:32 }

I’ll have you know that I don’t make idle threats…

Dave2s last blog post..Heartache

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»DutchBitch said: { May 19, 2009 - 07:05:33 }

Dave2: * SHUDDER * :???:

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»Lynda said: { May 20, 2009 - 12:05:05 }

Oh, I think you will have fun! LOL

Lyndas last blog post..Socializing in the Internet World

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DutchBitch Reply:

Lynda: Well, it might be a stretch but I will tryyyyy *halo*

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»Shelli said: { May 20, 2009 - 12:05:03 }

I’ll be your bodyguard. :cheers:
Shellis last blog post..Spring Has Sprung

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DutchBitch Reply:

Shelli: See! I knew there would be people that would have my back!

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»kapgar said: { May 21, 2009 - 07:05:00 }

I don’t really want to hurt you. Maybe just a little light spanking.

And stay away from Karl’s, er, “gun.” Trust me on that one.

kapgars last blog post..Or else it gets the hose again…

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»DutchBitch said: { May 21, 2009 - 07:05:11 }

kapgar: How ’bout you keeping his “gun” away from me, huh?

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»Coal Miner's Granddaughter said: { May 26, 2009 - 09:05:45 }

Oh, ConFab is going to be off the hook!

Can’t wait!

Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..Dialog, Part 24

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DutchBitch Reply:

CMGD: Me neither!!!

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