No, I am not going to break out into that Four Tops song “If I Were A Carpenter” or that Beyoncé song “If I Were A Boy”. Mainly because I don’t do breaking out into song (or anything remotely like song) as the world won’t be able to handle that… but also because “If I were” is just the title of the meme I decided to do stole from Soda’s blog. Usually I kind of dislike memes, but this one was fun!

If I were a direction I’d be… west
If I were furniture I’d be… a love seat
If I were a liquid I’d be… whiskey
If I were a sin I’d be… lust
If I were a gem/stone I’d be… a ruby
If I were a metal I’d be… titanium
If I were a tree I’d be… a cypress
If I were a fruit I’d be… a cherry
If I were a flower I’d be… a tulip
If I were weather I’d be… a fresh breeze on a warm summer day
If I were a music instrument I’d be… a cello
If I were an element I’d be… fire
If I were a color I’d be… red
If I were an animal I’d be… a dolphin
If I were a sound I’d be… laughter
If I were a lyric I’d be… “I could drink a case of you, and still be on my feet”
If I were a song I’d be… A Case of You, Diana Krall
If I were a music type I’d be…  Jazz
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… Tuscany
If I were a feeling I’d be… joy
If I were a book I’d be… The Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy
If I were food I’d be… A simple pasta dish with fresh veggies and pesto
If I were a city I’d be… Barcelona
If I were a taste I’d be… spicy
If I were a scent I’d be… sensual
If I were a word I’d be… Enjoy!
If I were a verb I’d be… live
If I were an object I’d be… a ball, rolling and rolling and rolling
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… high heeled shoes
If I were a body part I’d be… hands
If I were an facial expression I’d be… a smile
If I were a cartoon character I’d be… Daffy Duck
If I were a movie I’d be… From Here to Eternity
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… A prism
If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… Spring
If I were a sentence I’d be… If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun