Sooo now that I have taken care of Fab and Turnbaby having matching wooden shoes, I need to move on with the masterplan. Of course they need to use the wooden shoes. STFU! Use them for what they are meant for, not the steamy clog sex they have wearing them in the Bliss Manor bedroom every Sundaymorning! Gah! Oh, was that TMI? I’m sorry, I apologize for any unwanted mental images…

Wooden shoes are meant for CLOGDANCING! And yes, when I give a gift I DO provide “after care” when needed. So here goes. The instructions. Pay attention my dear Fab and Turnbaby. Practise, practise, practise. Then make a video of the 2 of you clogdancing and hand it over to me to post it!!! (everybody say “YEAH”)

Clog dancing

Step 1
Stand flat footed in a circle or square. Clogging can be done with a partner or by yourself.
Step 2
Take one step to the side with your right foot.
Step 3
Do a ball change with your left foot, transferring your weight from right to left to right and lifting your right foot off the ground in the process.
Step 4
Kick out with your left foot brushing forward and back.
Step 5
Bring your left foot back and do a ball change and brush. Brush with your right foot.
Step 6
Repeat this process until you are doing step, ball, change, brush, brush in rhythm to the music and with alternating feet. Stay in one place and clog until you get the rhythm and master the changing of your feet.
Step 7
Move forward, and then to the right and to the left with the rest of your circle or square. This can also be done in a large line around a room

So there ya go… I can’t wait for the brandnew upcoming video, soon on a blog near you, “Fab and Turn go clogging”. Can you? I know! Right?

Clog Out!

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