Boys Will Be Boys
Hey Everyone!
John here, from Buddha on the Road, blogsitting for the lovely DutchBitch.
Wow. So here I am. In Dutchyland.
I’ve never been to Dutchyland before, so I really had no idea what to expect. I didn’t know what to wear or how to act. Are guys in Dutchyland like me, I wondered? Having no time to be formally educated on the subject at Wikipedia University, I opted for the crash course at Google Community College instead. And so, I did a Google image search for “Dutch man,” hoping to learn something about what Dutch guys are like, so that I might fit in.
Well, according to Google, Dutch guys like to cook outdoors…
drink coffee…
and eat raw herring.
There are Dutch guys who sit in big tubs of ice…
handsome, athletic Dutch guys…
flying Dutch guys…
who apparently nest on the sides of buildings…
Dutch guys that sort of look like Steve Martin in The Jerk…
and of course, The Dutch Files oft-mentioned fucktards.
In other words, Dutch guys are pretty much like guys everywhere else in the world.
I think I’m starting to feel right at home here. …Any raw herring take-out near here? : )
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I gotta tell ya–I’m from Ohio and if any guy there ever dressed up in boy shorts, a bra AND clogs, he’d be dead meat inside of 6 seconds (and that’s just trying to walk down his own driveway).
So, maybe guys EVERY where aren’t all QUITE the same (or they just keep it in the closet!) . . .
HOWever, fucktards are fucktards, and cannot be identified simply by their choice of clothing . . . in this you are spot-on, my friend!
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Oh, ewww – that herring picture made me want to hurl! But that guy DOES look like Steve Martin in The Jerk!! Haha
Dutchyland looks a lot more like Ohio than you might think – I live here, too, phinz!
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Oh my – RETINAS !! LOL!
You jacked up this blog baybeeeeee !!
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hahahahaha! Awesome!
The coffee guy looks like a keeper!
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I’ll just be here looking at the one picture of that hot guy. Don’t mind me….
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I’m with Hilly on this one.
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WHERE CAN I PURCHASE COW PRINT CLOGS?!??!?!?!!!
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The coffee dude is freaking me out- it’s like he’s staring into my soul…
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Love the cow print wodden shoes on the last guy!
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I’m thinking Dutchy will like the photo of the handsome athlete.
I think that cop looks just like Steve Martin. Good find.
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Sexy, handsome Dutch man is my favorite. :D
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Before taking up the violin, didn’t Andre Rieu play Dr. Frasier Crane.
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