The Dutch Files

The DutchBitch’s Here!

Female - Dutch - 38 years young - Long Distance Lover - Mother - Full Time Working Management-assistant - Professional Bitch - Dating Veteran - Certified Fucktard Magnet

Leave Your Brains At The Door And Hear Me Roar! *cracking whip*

100 Things About The Dutch Bitch

1. Though I prefer my blogger name “DutchBitch”, my real name is actually “Yvonne”
2. My date of birth is February 27, 1970 * hint *
3. I am the proud mother of a son, that I refer to as “The Kid”
4. I gave birth to The Kid on December 16, 1997
5. Giving birth to and raising The Kid is for sure one of my biggest achievements ever
6. I work as a management-assistant/head secretariat at a university medical center
7. I love my job and I think I am pretty fucking good at it
8. I have been single since my liberation divorce in 2002
8. REVISED (april 2008): After 6 yrs of being single I’ve fallen in love again! Amazingly deeply! He’s a fellow blogger, living thousands of miles away and I refer to him as The Guy
9. I have never regretted my decision to divorce even for a second
10. I have one tattoo on my lower back… STFU! My lower back, NOT my ass!
11. The tattoo is of a dolphin and was my present to myself after losing weight
12. My height is 1m70 [5ft6] and my weight 67 kg [147,7 pounds/lbs]
13. I used to weigh over 100 kg [220 pounds/lbs]
14. I lost the weight all by myself, by changing my lifestyle. Slowly but steady.
15. It made me feel really good about myself and changed me from an introvert negative person to an extravert positive person
16. I have one piercing, in my belly button
17. The most exciting thing I’ve ever done is my tandem sky dive with free fall
18. The free fall felt like I was having a face lift
19. I talk a lot… when given the chance
20. I like talking… a lot…
21. My dad passed away in 1996 at 53. My mother is still alive and I also have one sister
22. My sister and I used to hate eachothers guts most of our childhood
23. At the time I once bestowed a fucking great right hook upon my sister, smacking her a bloody lip in the process
24. Crap ass drivers in traffic can drive me nuts
25. I really believe in the power of friendship
26. I also believe that any relationship, including friendship, is a 2 way street
27. I haven’t owned a pair of clogs since I was a little child
28. I am a people person… well… a people-I-like-person to be exact
29. Crap! I am only at “29″! Phew, this 100-things shit is hard!
30. I love to laugh
31. I heart funny people
32. I hate seafood, it makes me gag
33. I wish I didn’t hate it, I hear it’s great
34. I love getting a massage
35. It’s been fucking long ago I had one
36. I love going to the spa and run ’round nekkid all day
37. I hate whiney women
38. I also hate whiney men
39. One of my colleagues once nicknamed me “Uberbitch”
40. That nickname, for some reason, stuck like glue to me ever since *halo*
41. Though theoretically my boss is head of the department, we all know who reaaally rules the department… It’s the Uberbitch!
42. Don’t fuck with me, I fuck back
43. I love being the center of attention
44. I hate having my picture taken and speaking in public, though
45. I love cracking jokes and making people laugh
46. It is very unwise to not laugh at my always hilarious jokes
47. I’ve only ever had two long term relationships: 1,5 year and 11 years
48. I’ve had several flings, some just for sex
49. I am totally fed up with shit like that
50. My dating site profile mainly seems to attract fucktards
51. I would love to have a new serious relationship, but I don’t need one to be happy
52. I try to live my life to the fullest
53. I am almost 100% happy with my life
54. I say “almost 100%” because I think you should always have some dreams and goals left in life
55. I can’t handle life being a drag, I need to feel that anything and everything in life is still possible
56. I don’t know where I’ll be in 10 years… Hell, I don’t even want to know…
57. Had I been born a boy, my name would have been “Peter”
58. I’m glad I was born a girl, I love it. I have no desire to be a man… at all!
59. There is no man who has ever given me a better orgasm than I can give myself
60. STFU! All you women know I am right!
61. I don’t smoke
62. I drink the occasional glass of wine or mojito
63. My worst habit is… *thinking*… talking too much
64. I believe in being honest, though I’ve noticed it’s not always the “popular” option
65. I say what I mean and I mean what I say
66. Still, I’ve told my share of white lies in my life
67. I try to keep them to a minimum though
68. I rarely wear dresses or skirts, but when I do, I go all out *wink*
69. I almost always wear high heeled shoes/boots
70. My feet hurt when I wear flat shoes for a change
71. A masseur at the spa once told me that I have severely overstretched feet muscles from wearing high heels all the time
72. WTF do I care?! I like wearing high heels, just massage the feet, buster!
73. In my adult life I’ve had my fair share of partying and “experimenting”.
74. Hey! You gotta be able to make your choices based on facts, right!?
75. I’ve decided I like it best with men, one on one…
76. I love cheese, the smellier the better!
77. I am blog-engaged to Mr Fabulous
78. He and Mrs Fab, the Nr 1 wife, will be moving over here soon
79. I once accidentally sliced off a piece of my thumb knuckle with a cheese slicer
80. Hi. My name is DutchBitch and I’m addicted to blogging
81. I heart my blogging friends, all of them
82. I have no gall bladder anymore, it was taken out in 1993 because of gall stones
83. I was 23 at the time, apparently gall stones are mostly found in 50+ women
84. WTF is that all about! Me getting a serious case of gall stones at 23!
85. I have blue eyes, and dark brown hair… for now…
86. I have a broad taste in music, and in movies, TV, books, arts, etc for that matter
87. I really don’t have heros or favorites in anything. My views and taste change through life
88. I like talking a brisk walk through the woods and the dunes, I like the everchanging scene and colors
89. My sense of direction sucks
90. I’ve been known to embarras people in public just for the sake of it
91. I have no remorse about that
92. STFU! It was funny! And they probably deserved it
93. I hardly ever suffer from embarrasment myself
94. I am not sure if that’s a virtue or something to be worried about
95. I am not religious, nor spiritual
96. I believe in letting everyone live their lives and have their beliefs, and not be judgemental towards people
97. I hate taking a nap during the day, it fucks me up
98. I have one scar on my lip… It happened when my PE teacher told us to make sure our knees didn’t hit our jaw when jumping down the bridge… I wasn’t paying attention and the first to jump…
99. I am right now thinking of a really huge exciting fact to end this “100 things” with
100. I’ve NEVER smoked pot, ever!

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