The Kid, while zapping past the numerous infomercials on Thigh- Butt- Vagina- Boob- and whatever else-Masters…
Mom, I don’t think all this working out stuff and the toned muscles on those women necessarily make them look bétter…
Heh… my kid likes a bit of meat on the girls I guess… and he’s also already a master in [...]

So I have been working in this nutcase warehouse, a.k.a. the medical center, for 17 years now. SEVENTEEN years… * sigh * Yeah, by now I am part of the furniture over here I think.
I have met my share of wonderful and funny people though and one of my favorites is one of the UK [...]

This is going to be another gawddamn busy fucked up week. I can just feeeeel it coming on…
So I figured I need me some funny and I’ll share. Coz that’s how I roll.
Now laugh, dammit!

And OMG! If I LET him, this could SO be The Kid at breakfast…