I need me a man coffee man coffee man coffee man
I can’t make up my mind which one to have first but whatever…
Me need both! Now!

Some of you might have seen this on Twitter on Saturday night (yes, we were that pathetic, both at home on Saturdaynight, twittering)

It was twittered by Lady Penelope because I dissmissed Pierce Brosnan in favor of Daniel Craig… Pffffttt, I say! I am not saying that Pierce is hard on the eyes, hardly. I am [...]

Most of you know Lady Penelope… and her neverending obsession admiration for he who calls himself Neil Diamond, right? Right? Yeah well, I know plenty of you follow her on Twitter too and well… you must’ve seen that she is contemplating asking him to marry her…
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* blank stare *
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* crickets *
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Yeah… my sentiments exactly… I [...]

It’s The Fabster’s birthday today… Yup, the Bliancee is adding another notch to the bunch… He’s turning… um…. 25, yeah, 25… And even though I am residing on Schiermonnikoog for the week, I wouldn’t be a good girl if I wouldn’t do some DutchBitch Style worshipping of my honey bun, now would I?
He’s my Bliancee, [...]

GaaaaawwwwwdDammitFuck I’m horny… I mean reaaaaallly horny… Horny horny… capital “H”Horny… Do you grasp the severity of the horny-ballparc I am in?
I just thought I’d tell ya… So you know… ya know…
I’m considerate like that, keeping you informed about the DutchBitch Status. I know you love me for that.
Did I tell you I am überHorny? [...]