GaaaaawwwwwdDammitFuck I’m horny… I mean reaaaaallly horny… Horny horny… capital “H”Horny… Do you grasp the severity of the horny-ballparc I am in? I just thought I’d tell ya… So you know… ya know… I’m considerate like that, keeping you informed about the DutchBitch Status. I know you love me for that. Did I tell you [...]

Yeah, STFU! I know. It’s all commercialized shit and I shouldn’t care less… And it might not really mean anything… to show love on a set day a year… But I do care… Cuz ya know… after 6 years of being deprived of all that shit… and with Valentine’s day little over a week away… [...]

In the first year after my divorce I had the occassional fling… just for sex… It’s not my kinda thing, really, but at the time it worked for me. I was totally preoccupied by all the divorce shit and finding a place to live, which both almost took 2 years to finalize… After that, when [...]

“If the pleasures of love be as ten, then three times three belongs to woman. The rest belongs to man.” Tiresias in Ovid’s Metamorphoses when Zeus and his wife Hera, who are having an argument as to which sex has a better time in bed, ask Tiresias for his opinion. As Tiresias was both man [...]

OMG! I pity the guy that ever decides to end up with me… Most of you know that I am single. I’ve been single for over 5 years now. Life in general is working out pretty well for me. It’s not easy but I can handle things on my own and am generally pretty happy. [...]