Shut your dog!

So really? I love my apartment… I love my apartment building… I also love that due to the fact that my apartment building is a privately owned building (and thus a tad more expensive than the govt owned ones) it usually has little to no screwy anti social people in it (well, except for the Town Freak above me)…

So… one of my nicest neighbours moved out a few weeks ago… Which stinks but is great for her cos she moved in with her new boyfriend… And new people moved in… She already met them before they moved in and she told me right off the bat that she thought we would not be great friends…

No kidding

They are the kind of people who have two HUGE cars and insist on parking them both in front of the apartment building (thus leaving no room for others to park, so how about putting one there and the other one around the corner on the other parking spots)… and now…

They turn out to have a dog…

A dog that they left in the apartment earlier this week even though it’s still empty and they are not living there yet…

A dog that barks all fucking night…

Or any other time that they’re gone…

I can just feeeeeeel a huge big fat neighbourhood dispute coming up. Complaints being made to the company that owns the building… And I hope to gawd that Town Freak upstairs neighbour is a pain in their ass over the barking dog (cos I know he won’t stand for that and he won’t just complain, he will drive them nuts!)

This is going to be a wondahful summer… * sigh *

Oh and also: Poor Dog!

Apparently, I should change my name

Yeah, so I get some hate comments / mail at times. Not that often, but at times. And apparently I was due for some again. It had been a while afterall. This was caught in my spam-filter. Probably because of some of the words used in the comment… I decided to share it with y’all, coz that’s how I roll…

Submitted on 2010/03/24 at 5:22 am

DutchBitch? You sholud change your name to DuthcSlut clearly. Seeign as you seem fo fuck every male blogger that passes thruogh your belovde Duthcyland. You slutcunt! You should be ahsamed of yourself, being a mom to a yougn boy, behaving like such a slut. And you blame your exhusband fo not taking care of your child. Look at yourself frist then judge. and that superior behavior being dutch. There is more in the world than dutch and dutch is not superior to other countries and peolpe. weehoo, so you are dutch. Whatever. who cares?

so maybe you should try and spend your time maybe working for your money and taking care of your son, instead of flaunting your cunt slut superior behavior on your cunt blog. maybe you should stop fukcing every man you know and being in everyones face about everything dutch and get a real life.

SlutSlasher@biteme.com

Anonomys

Yeah, so dear Anonomys SlutSlasher Piece of Sorry Shit,

Let me give you this one time pleasure of actually acknowledging and replying to your comment. For your convenience I will put in some brackets to tell you when I am being serious and when not, just to clarify how I want things to come across. So let’s go for it.

<start sarcasm>Yes, indeed OF COURSE I fuck every male blogger that passes thru Dutchyland. It is my quest. To fuck all of them. And besides: Why else would they travel to Dutchyland anyway? I can’t help it that I am so fucking hot that they all want to fuck me, so if that is my “burden” then I will bear it with pride. In fact, I don’t only fuck bloggers in Dutchyland, I fuck them wherever I go. Much better that way, much more sex and slutty behaviour to get that way. And I don’t restrict myself to bloggers. Hey, I don’t discriminate. A man is a man is a man.

Also, there is no need for me to point out how everyone and everything Dutch is superior to the rest of the world. It’s a given. Everyone knows that. I don’t have to tell anyone that. That’s actually what “Dutch” means. It means “better than anyone and anything”.<end sarcasm>

Now, in all seriousness. Of course I do not fuck every male blogger or friend that I know and passes through Dutchyland. But even if I was, that would be of NO FUCKING BUSINESS to you, SlutSlasher Piece of Shit. Because you know what? This is MY blog, it is MY life, it is MY vajay, they are MY friends, and nobody else has a right to judge whatever I do or don’t do but ME.

More importantly: I am a decent woman, and I am a fucking good Mom. I take good care of my son. My house is NOT a Sodom & Gomorra. I love my son, and he loves me and I teach my son values and the right way to live.I DO work for a living, I work 2 jobs in fact, and I earn my money and my living in an honest way. I take care of me and the people I love. I think I am a good friend to the people I know. I am an honest person. So Fuck You.

You don’t know me. You don’t know what I feel. You don’t know what I think. So you have NO right to judge me. Especially not if you do not even have the fucking BALLS to put your real name with your offensive comment.

And lastly: you would be wise to not write comments like these, ESPECIALLY not when you are drunk (or can’t spell), cos Holy Shit, you can’t write properly if your life depended on it.

There… that’s all I have to say to you. Peace Out.

F*cking Friday

• This morning I took The Kid to his dad’s place for Midterm Break. He came home to his dad’s house being full of crap, as they are apparently (unknown to yours truly) moving The Stepbitch in this week and finding his dad off to work and The Stepbitch in a deep deep sleep in the bedroom… That’s a nice homecoming, right? It was heartbreaking having to go to work and leaving him there…
• I looked at my wallet and the empty hollow echo in there makes me weep. It’s another week till payday and I need to fill up the gastank today. Good thing the fridge is filled with food for the week. At least I won’t starve.
• I am at the office currently, looking at the piles of work that need to be finished before the weekend, and I just want to cry…
• The Chief suddenly decided he will be out of the office this p.m. Without informing me nor the people he has meetings with beforehand. Guess who’s going to be dealing with the wrath of all of them this afternoon?
• One of my other bosses is coming in late, making all kinds of shit that has to be finished today into a total bitch job.
• I am up to my ears in work and still everyone keeps coming to my desk with stuff that is “really important and totally needs to be done today” . Listen people: I only have 1 pair of hands! That’s 2 hands with 10 fingers! And I only have one brain! ONE!

This is how I feel about today, and the better part of this week actually:

Damn this Friday. I just want to weep and bitch and slap everyone. No, correction: what I really want is for it to be 5 p.m. so I can crawl home, get in my PJ’s, find some snacks and a glass bottle of wine and ultimately fall asleep…

Oh, and of course bitch over IM with Lady Penelope about how horrible our weeks have been!

Another 6 hours to go… And it is so good to know that the upcoming week and weekends I have some fun stuff planned… That’s all that keeps me going right now..

Scrape till you drop!

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This morning I came downstairs to find my car with iced-over windows. So I did what anyone would do, right? I started the car, have the motor run and cranked up the blowers to defog the inside and I got my ice scraper to clear the windows…

WRONG!

I saw one of my neighbours drive off with almost none of his windows free of ice. So clearly not everyone does that (and I know, that’s not like a newsflash). Apparently there is still people who are to bum lazy to scrape ice off their windows. Who only clear a small patch on their front window… or who feel that just clearing the front window and none of the side ones is sufficient… or who don’t realize that clearing your mirrors is essential as well… and de-fogging? Ha! Puh-lease! Things will defog while they are driving the first few miles… and they will just stare through the little patch they de-iced and maybe, if they feel like it, run a cloth over the fogged up part in the inside while driving…

That just pisses me the hell off! People like that I wanna drag out of their cars and smack some sense into.

You canNOT see clearly unless you scrape the ice off and defogg ALL the windows in your car, including the mirrors! There is a reason that there is that much windows and mirrors in and on your car. That reason is called “visibility” and “safety”. Not only for yourself but also for the OTHER people (remember, that’s the other men and women occupying this little tiny place we call Planet Earth) in traffic.

The reason that this pisses me off to NO end is because I lost 2 people that I knew to an asshole like that. When I was young, about 10 yrs old, the baby sister of one of The Sis’ classmates was killed by a driver who couldn’t be bothered to defog his car… And when I was in highschool one of my classmates was killed by a driver who wouldn’t take the time to scrape the ice of all of his car windows…

It’s a NO BRAINER, people!!! It takes only about 5-7 minutes of your time (and even if it does take more time, a human or animal life is worth that, trust me), an icescraper is avaible for only a few dollars/euros and sometimes even for free at local gas stations or such. And to top it off: It is ILLEGAL to drive when something is preventing you from having full visibility!

Do it! It might save someone else’s life and it’s such a small thing to do to keep the roads safe.

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