Jul 15 2008
OK - Traffic 101
If you are going right at the traffic lights, get into the RIGHT lane… NOT first in the left lane only to block up traffic in there while you are desperately trying to squeeze your big ass car into the traffic jam in the right lane.. EVERY FUCKING MORNING!- When overtaking a car in the left lane, make sure you can actually speed up enough to not block up the whole friggin highway… And then do NOT look angry at people passing you at the right, for Fuck’s Sake! They are doing that cuz your ass won’t speed up!
- Do not pass the whole traffic jam at the exit to the medical center and expect the car all in front, who actually HAS been waiting for a friggin half an hour to get off the exit and not been creeping past all the other cars, to let you cut in line… Suck it up!
- When arriving at the parking facility try actually driving to the entrance that you got in the lane for. That’ll be either the left one, the middle one, or the right one. Do NOT, when the lane you chose is taking too long, turn your car and smash it into one of the other lanes without lookin BEHIND you to see whether someone else is in that lane actually approaching the entrance!
- If you don’t know how to get up a ramp out of standing still without your car backing up into the car behind you, ever fucking floor of the parking facility, do NOT drive up the ramp until you can see the floor up there is clear and you can actually get up the ramp in one go!
- Driving ’round in the parking facility in the morning, when everyone is trying to get to the office in time, do NOT start a conversation with that fun colleague of yours that happens to pass your car while walking to the elevators. THERE is a whole fucking row of other medical center employees trying to get their car parked behind you!
Yah… That was my morning on the way to the office. Did I just vouch a few days ago to keep stress level to a minimum until my holiday starts? I mean, work with me people! I can’t achieve that if you keep pulling this shit every day! KTHNXBAI!





I take the stairs on my way down from the 9th floor cuz it’s about the only exercise I DO get on a typical day in the office: walking stairs





































