Archive for the ‘Rant’ Category

Laying Down the Sinterklaas Law

Posted on November 19th, 2009 by by DutchBitch

OK so I am aaalllmmooosst done Sinterklaas shopping. Sinterklaas is our equivalent of y’all Santa Claus, just totally different celebration and not around Christmas, but on December 5 and the weeks leading up to it. Go see HERE if you haven’t got a clue. Anyway… Sinterklaas shopping for the family is almost done. And that [...]

Pushing My Buttons

Posted on November 4th, 2009 by by DutchBitch

Ha! It’s time for a rant at The Dutch Files! It’s been a while and someone provided rant-material yesterday at the medical center. So I figured: Why The Hell Not! I have yesterday added a new species to my moron-list: people who INSIST to stand in front of the button panel in an elevator! MotherFUCK! [...]

I HAET LASRE POITNERS!

Posted on October 18th, 2009 by by DutchBitch

See this? That’s a laser pointer. I hate them with a vengeance. I hate them even more when they’re in the posession of kids. The Kid won one at the local Fair a few weeks ago. I think Fair booth owners that give out laser pointers as a prize should be shot. I think factory [...]

And then.. there still was no hot water

Posted on October 6th, 2009 by by DutchBitch

So as everyone has probably seen flash by on Twitter and Bitchsterdam posts: the water heater/heating in my apartment broke down during the Bitchsterdam weekend. Officially there is a 24h-7 days/wk repair service but there is also a very strict landlord who won’t pay the bill unless it is a true emergency… and seeing as [...]

Non-famous people are not newsworthy

Posted on September 28th, 2009 by by DutchBitch

So one of the breaking news stories in Dutchyland the past week was the downfall of The Entertainment Group. TEG (for short) is was the leading entertainment company in the northwestern part of Europe, operating from Dutchyland, Belgium and Finland. Their head office was based in Dutchyland. The company was owned by one of the [...]