Archive for the 'The Kid' Category

Nov 18 2008

McD’s doesn’t fool HIM

Published by DutchBitch under The Kid

Scene: After dinner, TV is on Nickelodeon, The Kid is coloring, DutchBitch is reading blogs

Complete silence… well, I mean: no talking..

Commercials come on - A McD’s commercial

TV blares: “Did you already hear about the new Happy Meals that now have …”

The Kid: “Neeeuuuhhhh, obviously I stillllllllllll don’t know cuz this is only the kazillionth time this commercial has been on… I am sooo stupid that you have to show it to me again… Sheesh!!!

Continues coloring…

*crickets*

Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love my kid…

And I guess I’ll have to remind him of this next time he begs me to get a Happy Meal…

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Ever wondered what makes us Dutchies tick? What all the stuff you heard about us is all about? Well, HERE’s your chance. Ask away!

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Nov 17 2008

I stole something!

Published by DutchBitch under It's All About Me, The Kid

Yeah, it’s this Cute Monster test… I stole it from Poppy’s blog (and Dawgs blog)…

Another thing learned about mah-self…


What Your Cute Monster Says About You


You are a vibrant, vivacious person. When you live, you live as wildly and loudly as possible.

You are very bold. You are willing to stand up and be a leader.

Your inner demon is intensity. You have a tendency to let your passions take over.

People think you’re cute because you’re fiery. When you get worked up, it’s charming.

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Nov 16 2008

Chuffed

Published by DutchBitch under Bliss, The Kid

I am not a naturally sporty person. I just don’t have the natural “flair” for sports… I suck at it… I tried, many sports, and I sucked at them. And as a result sports is not my favorite past time.

For a while I was afraid that the faulty sports gene had been transferred onto my son… The first sport he took up at about 5 years of age was Judo. He did that for a few years but his heart was not really into it. By the time he was 8 they started entering the kids into competitions and then he signed off. I think the reason that he stuck it out as long as he did was that his teacher was a really great inspiring guy. It did help him to channel his energy and such, so it’s good that he did do that for a few years.

Then he took up soccer. Now soccer is really big in Dutchyland as it is in many European countries. It also has a certain very competive atmosphere but not in a good way… If you are a good player, you will fit in… If you are not that great, you get ignored, and in worst case scenario shouted at and talked about by even the parents of your fellow teammates. The Kid was a mediocrate player and well… to say his time playing soccer wasn’t the best of times, is putting it mildly. He told me he no longer wanted to play. I told him to finish the season, which was only a few more weeks and then he could stop and we’d look for something else. It rendered me into a huge argument with The Ex as he felt that he should just persevere. I told The Ex that I was nót putting in hundreds of euro’s and tons of effort and dragging my son to practise 3 times and a match once a week, and have my kid shouted at by other parents, if he hated it.

He stopped playing sports for a year and we took the time to find him something he really wanted to do. I took him to take a look at several sportsclubs, and had him join in here and there… and just shortly before the schoolyear was done, in July, he informed me that he had decided that he wanted to play

BASKETBALL

I couldn’t be happier. I think, though it is not that big over here, basketball is a great sport. To play and for spectators. I like the “speed” that’s in the game. I like the atmosphere and I just like the sport in general. The Ex, being 1m97 tall (6ft5), was a pretty good basketball player in his younger days and he used to coach kids at the time as well. The Kid, at almost 11, is already nearly 1m55 (5ft1), and I can see that that would not necessarily make, but surely help, him being a pretty good player.

Basketball practise is on Mondays, when he’s with The Ex, and I work at the time he’s at practise as it is during office hours. Last week I took some time out of the office to go watch one of his practise sessions and well… um… I was impressed! Even though he’s not been at it for very long he’s doing pretty well. And I can see from his facial expression and the effort that he makes that he’s loving it! And the atmosphere is SO much nicer than in the soccer teams… The coach, who is doing a great job with these boys, told me that The Kid needed a little more practise and then he could join the team in actual games.

So you can imagine that I was totally chuffed when The Ex texted me yesterdayafternoon that The Kid had unexpectedly been asked to play with the team that afternoon and had actually scored the first point of the game and they actually won!!!

Heheh… There’s a big fat proud motherheart beating under my boobies right now!!! My boy scored his first point in basketball… in his first match… which they won!

It made my pretty sucky weekend! Now if only The Guy would be here, it would be purrrfect…

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Nov 10 2008

The Tasting Routine

Published by DutchBitch under The Kid

Scene: The Living Room - DutchBitch eating pistachio nuts - The Kid walking up to couch

The Kid: “Eeewww whát are those!?”
DutchBitch: “Pistachio nuts. They are yummy
The Kid: “They look like they are disgusting”
DutchBitch: “You don’t know that. You’ve never tasted them
The Kid: “Hmphf. They look nasty”
DutchBitch: “Are you sure you don’t wanna taste one? I’ll get it out of the shell for ya
The Kid: “Hmmm, maybe. OK… Wait… first I have to get ready”
DutchBitch: “Get ready?

The Kid walks up to the kitchen, opens up the bin and makes the lid stand up. Then he poors himself a glass of water and puts it on the kitchen sink. Then he sits down next to the couch in starting position as if he’s getting ready to boost off for the 100m sprint at the Olympics.

The Kid: “Ok, I am ready”
DutchBitch: “What the hell is all that for?!”
The Kid: “Just in case it’s really disgusting and I have to puke”
DutchBitch: *rolling eyes* “Ok here
The Kid: *puts pistachio in his mouth and chews* “Hm… that’s ok actually. I like it”
DutchBitch: “See!

Yeah, I bet you can guess what he’s been doing after that… yah… eating thru my bowl of pistachio nuts… The only ones that were left were the ones he couldn’t pry open… * SIGH * I just should’ve left him under the impression they were yucky…

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Nov 05 2008

Ghooddmordhing…

Published by DutchBitch under Hurt, It's All About Me, The Kid

Yeah, that is what I sound like sorta… right now… Not because I am all snotted up… Not because I have my fingers in my nose picking it… but…

… because I have a severely bruised nose!!!

Last night The Ex dropped off The Kid as he always does on Tuesdayevening… The Kid was in a bit of a snappy mood, so I left him to simmer for a while when he came home. After he had settled down a bit, I dragged him onto the couch, and talked to him and turned out that he hadn’t had the best of weekends at his dad’s… So we talked and snuggled up for a bit and then started teasing eachother and ended up in somewhat of a fun jerking ’round eachother and then it happened…

He swung his arm around in an attempt to escape my tickling and ! SLAM ! it landed on my nose… Right on the top of it! I felt a *crack* and then excruciating pain and then blood. Holy F-ing Shit!!! I jumped up with a scream of agony, and then proceeded immediately to calm my son down who was stammering “I am sorry, Mommy”. I told him that it was not his fault, that is was ok, and I would be fine…

Uh-Huh… well “Mommy kinda fine” that is…

So now I am sitting here, upright in bed, just woke up from a restless painful night, and my nose is still killing me. I don’t think it’s broken. There is a black and blue spot at the top of my nosebridge, but fortunately it is not swollen anymore so I won’t go around looking like a freak. I think I’ll have pop me some Advil though, before I start my day…

So ghave a ghoodh Wednneshdhay… DTalkd Doeh You Latdah…

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