OMFG … The Kid is developing a nasty taste in soda
He made me buy this yesterday:

I just have one word for it: E.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.w.w.w.w.w.w.!!!!!

The Kid, while zapping past the numerous infomercials on Thigh- Butt- Vagina- Boob- and whatever else-Masters…
Mom, I don’t think all this working out stuff and the toned muscles on those women necessarily make them look bétter…
Heh… my kid likes a bit of meat on the girls I guess… and he’s also already a master in [...]

Yeah, so remember Wednesday? When we had the big milestone day for The Kid? We picked up his new, first time, glasses and just an hour later his new, first time, retainer.
It was a big day for him and as I expected it went completely the opposite as he himself expected it to. He was [...]

Tomorrow is going to be one of those big days… Those days that carve into my mother heart…
Neither of tomorrow’s happenings are life threatening events. It’s not like that. It’s just that for some reason they have accumulated on this one day, so lots will be going on tomorrow:

I just filled in the application for [...]

It’s time to start the pre-puberty Time Management course at DutchBitch Casa. Today is the start of the course “Time Management 101 for 12 year old sons of DutchBitch”
The Kid’s slackish nature is driving me insane. Bonkers! Don’t get me wrong, he’s a good boy, he’s wonderful to have around but the boy is so [...]