Um.. whut? Hell to the NO!

So… we were introduced through mutual friends…
And you asked me out on a date…
But we haven’t managed to actually go yet…
As work/vacation/kid’s/social schedules have kept us from it so far…
So we hooked up on a Dutch social networking site to keep in touch…
Which was nice…

… and now YOU are having a COMPLETE and UTTER cow over me having a male friend over for dinner last night?

* crickets *

Have I got news for you: if you are, even before dating me, already having a cow over shit like that and you can’t accept the fact that, aside from girl-friends, I also have guy-friends? Then we are done even before we have begun… Welcome to the club: you are one of those kind of men I was referring to last Friday…

If you date me, you accept me for who I am and you also have to accept that I socialize with both women ánd men. And that my guy friends are to me the same as my girl friends: FRIENDS… nothing more but certainly nothing less. And I am dropping none of their wonderful arses for any man…

Especially a man that hasn’t even begun to date me…

Hell to the No!

Lucky Bastards!

Apparently in the UK today is National Orgasm Day

You lucky bastards… Why don’t WE have something like that?

Of course… why not?

Weeks and weeeks and weeeeeeeks of glorious weather, when I was stuck in the office working and The Kid was off on holiday elsewhere… and now we fi-nal-ly have him back in Dutchyland and I am on my official summer break and…

rain

/re?n * –noun

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Shut your dog!

So really? I love my apartment… I love my apartment building… I also love that due to the fact that my apartment building is a privately owned building (and thus a tad more expensive than the govt owned ones) it usually has little to no screwy anti social people in it (well, except for the Town Freak above me)…

So… one of my nicest neighbours moved out a few weeks ago… Which stinks but is great for her cos she moved in with her new boyfriend… And new people moved in… She already met them before they moved in and she told me right off the bat that she thought we would not be great friends…

No kidding

They are the kind of people who have two HUGE cars and insist on parking them both in front of the apartment building (thus leaving no room for others to park, so how about putting one there and the other one around the corner on the other parking spots)… and now…

They turn out to have a dog…

A dog that they left in the apartment earlier this week even though it’s still empty and they are not living there yet…

A dog that barks all fucking night…

Or any other time that they’re gone…

I can just feeeeeeel a huge big fat neighbourhood dispute coming up. Complaints being made to the company that owns the building… And I hope to gawd that Town Freak upstairs neighbour is a pain in their ass over the barking dog (cos I know he won’t stand for that and he won’t just complain, he will drive them nuts!)

This is going to be a wondahful summer… * sigh *

Oh and also: Poor Dog!