Yes, I Know I’m Late Because I Suck

Hi, it’s Karl and I was supposed to be the Grand Finale for the BlogJackin’ Week here at the Dutch Files. But, um, I am a douche.

My brain is clearly fried. This is the SECOND guest post I have forgotten in as many weeks. I cannot even begin to describe how long this took to put together, though if you read me on Twitter, you might have a teeny inkling.

And now…you get to see just what happened to me yesterday while I was putting this video together. It’s kind of an UNvideo blog, really.

And I TRIED to embed the video, but DutchBitch’s blog won’t let me. So here’s the link. (Dutchie pixie fixed the embedding problem)

Sebring: A Day in the Life (for DutchBitch) from Karl Erikson on Vimeo.

Hear Hear! DutchBitch Sexy Voice

OK, so I HATE photo material of myself, let alone video material! And you knów I vouched to nevah do full face view video posts, evah…

But ya know… Fighting this cold… and the throat ache… and at the same time working my ass off getting the recently moved department unpacked, getting PC’s installed (I had forgotten what a pain in the ass that is), getting shit fixed and stuff… my voice is slowly fading and well, I thought that I could NOT withhold you the sexiest version of the DutchBitch voice ever!

So especially for you, cuz I love you so much, I got over myself and made you a video post last night, just before I headed off to bed (as it’s fucking annoying and exhausting to talk in this voice all fucking day!)

There! Make sure you realize how special this is and watch!

Sexy DutchBitch Voice from Dutch Bitch on Vimeo.

(I made The Guy a special version from the bedroom… but ya know, I am certainly not sharing that one with you, heh. I am happy to be able to inform you ,though, that he told me it made him laugh… And I think he deserved that after experiencing Ike in Houston and having spent last night on the airport floor in an attempt to get a flight out of there)…

And to The Guy: yes Hon, I know… I look yellow again (and no, to all of you, that is nót my natural Dutch complexion!)… I know my cam sucks ass… But then again: I forgot to bring your old cam when I travelled back home last week…

Have a Great Wednesday!!!