http://thedutchfiles.com From zero to bitch in 3 seconds... Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:00:08 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en So... day 2 at Penelope Manor and well, we did... kinda... sorta... do... ehm... nothing... Well, not reaaaallly nothing... we did get up (me with the headphones of my iTouch still in my ears, guess I passed out right after getting into bed)... one of us took a Advil400 to get ... http://thedutchfiles.com/2008/penelope-manor-the-sequel/ OK I am here... after a fairly uneventful fligth, meeting a woman from Seattle that actually works in the same medical center many of my Seattle friends are working at... anyway, I have arrived at the U.K. First of all, can I just say, for anyone planning to come over to ... http://thedutchfiles.com/2008/dutchbitchin-live-from-penelope-manor/ It's crunch time today... the last day of packing up the department... the last day of arranging the move for next Monday... the last day to tackle the numerous last minute problems and isssues that surfaced this week... It has been the fucking Week from Hell! Seriously. I don't think work-wise ... http://thedutchfiles.com/2008/crunch-time-or-thank-god-its-friday/ Sheesh! Those Mom's at The Kid's school n.e.v.e.r cease to amaze me. I go to school the first Wednesdayafternoon, the only day in the week I get to pick up The Kid from school, since the schoolyear started and it's bull's eye already... I have been divorced from The Ex for ... http://thedutchfiles.com/2008/ignorant/ OK this (banned) Dutch commercial just cracks me up... You might NOT wanna watch this at the workplace... at least not with the sound turned up high.. Just sayin' http://thedutchfiles.com/2008/wanna-learn-english/ I am noticing something about my body as of late... past few months really... I mean, other than that it's not tanned the way it should be at the end of summer, goddammit... Seriously... I think I am falling apart... I think some bolts and screws inside are coming loose... STFU! I ... http://thedutchfiles.com/2008/pop-till-you-drop/ OK, for once I am gonna do this. I've seen others do it and I am just too friggin curious to resist the urge to do it as well... So here goes. This is addressed to you: the lurkin' people... Cuz I know you are there! My stats are showing way ... http://thedutchfiles.com/2008/come-out-come-out-who-ever-you-are/ Dear... Um, no... Hello... anyone there? Summer?, Yes, this is addressed to you. You, that to me are going into your last day... Yes, I know you are not officially over yet, but hey! Let's face it, we can't actually say that you seriously started at any point in time either, ... http://thedutchfiles.com/2008/open-letter-to-summer/ I know, I know. You are used to seeing Dutch-A-Pimpin' out here on Saturday. It's been on hiatus over the summer but it will be back mid-September. It hás to be mid-September as next week I will be coming live from Penelope's place, where I'll be visiting for a few days ... http://thedutchfiles.com/2008/soon-i-promise-soon/ http://thedutchfiles.com/2008/smurfs-in-dah-hood/